when we last left our intrepid heroes...
There is a reason that it is a very, very bad idea to eat five tacos, two fried chimichangas, rice and beans, a full chile relleno, and drink three beers before a day of flying halfway across the country, but it's not the reason you'd expect -- I found that at 3AM Wednesday morning, I awakened with some of the worst heartburn and acid reflux I've ever had in my life. So bad that I got up and scoured the house for Tums, Zantac, Prevacid, Tagamet, etc -- anything I could take that would stop the discomfort.
I also awoke to three text messages from Lady, and they were not good news. She had arrived safely in the midwest, yes, but her friend (who was driving Lady's car to pick her up) had blown a tire and was stuck halfway to the train station. This means that not only was Lady stranded in the train station in the middle of the night, but her friend and car were stranded on the side of the interstate in the middle of nowhere, and neither of them could do anything about either situation.
For the record, Lady is a poor college student just like me, and also just like me, she has no family out here in the midwest. Having something like this happen isn't just bad, but catastrophic to a certain extent. They say money can't buy happiness, but having money sure solves a metric fuckton of otherwise horrific problems. Neither Lady nor I have any money to spare -- we're just scraping by, her even more so than me. Because of this, it's not like Lady was able to afford a $100 cab ride back to school from the train station, or pay a tow-truck driver however much it would be to tow the car back to school -- not to mention figure out some way to get her friend (remember, she's stranded there along with the car) back to school as well. With me getting on a plane in but a few hours and with no money to spare either, there was absolutely fuck-all I could do to help the poor girl.
Also, because I was out of the T-Mobile network, the timestamps had been absolutely screwed up on the texts she'd sent me while I was sleeping -- I didn't know how long before I'd awakened that she'd sent me the texts, because they gave bizarre times like Monday 2:37PM, Tuesday 9:41 AM, etc. Which, obviously, were quite wrong.
I had but one idea, and one only, and I texted it to her: "If all else fails, use what money you have and get on a train going west that will go through Newton. I will pick you up once I land in Wichita and will drive you back to school in the morning." This was the only idea I had, and it would have been a roundabout way of doing things, but it was better than her being stuck in a train station four hours away for who knows how long. It wasn't a great idea, I'll admit, but it was still an idea.
Some of you may be asking "if she was still stuck there, why wouldn't you just go pick her up and take her back to school?" This is a reasonable question, to be sure. The train station is over four hours away from Newton, where I live. I would have had to get off the plane in Wichita, drive home to make sure the cats were okay, get back in the car and drive another four hours to the station, pick her up, drive the two hours or so to take her back to school, and then drive the three hours it takes to get from her school back to my house. For those of you keeping count, that would have been nine hours of driving, and about a 500-mile round trip total -- or, in my car, about $80 worth of gasoline (and needing more once I got back home). Not to mention that I'm sure that if I made my car drive 500 miles in one day, it might explode, completely die, blow a head gasket, etc. Simply driving her to school and back from Newton, while not exactly an ideal situation either, would be cheaper and less stressful on my car (the drive between the two places, really, is a straight line for about 80% of it), with the added bonus that even if she was shaken and frazzled by the entire travel experience, we would've at least gotten some time together in the meantime.
In the meanwhile, my mother was still awake at 3:30 or so, watching some shitty movie on cable, making sure the dog was okay (he was sleeping most of the night, but for the past few days he'd been needing to go out over and over because of his intestinal problems, sometimes once or more an hour). I hadn't gotten any responses from Lady to my texts, but the anxiety about whether she was safe/okay kept me awake along with my acid reflux/heartburn. I figured that whether she was still stuck in the train station or not, she had found a way to get some sleep. I made something to eat and made a pot of coffee -- I was now awake for the day, with little else to do until my dad woke up in the morning. By around 5 or 6, my stomach had settled down, and I spent those early morning hours watching the news. Around 7, my dad got up and began getting ready for the drive to Pittsburgh.
It was hard to leave my family home again, and understandably so. As glad as I am that I moved out and moved on with my life as an adult, there's always something intangible I'll miss about living in West Virginia, living in that house, and waking up in the morning to sit on the porch with a cup of coffee and a cigarette while the sun rises. There's something about the view, the environment, and the climate there that I'll miss. There's something about the easy familiarity I have with Morgantown, with my parents, with my friends who still live there -- that something can't really be described or truly be put into words.
Despite that, there are many factors (many, many factors) that prevent me from ever wanting to live in West Virginia again.
Because the dog took his sweet time on his morning walk, my dad and I didn't get on the road until 8:30 or so -- a full half-hour after we wanted to leave. When we left, I gave my mom a long, tight hug and a kiss. I don't know when I'll see her again for sure, though Lady and I are planning a trip back out there sometime this summer if at all monetarily possible. Mom is usually pretty weepy and/or sad to see me go, but this time she was able to contain her emotions for the most part -- possibly because we were short on time, but also probably because she knows that I would stay longer if I didn't have to worry about my cats, or if I didn't have to get back to school the next week to teach and take my classes.
Despite it being rush hour in Pittsburgh, we were able to navigate through the traffic and get to the airport fairly easily/quickly. I had a little spare time, so I smoked a few cigarettes and talked to my dad for a little while before going inside, printing my boarding passes, and getting in the line for the security screening. He came with me, but that was as far as they let non-flying people into the airport. I gave him a hug, told him to be careful going home, and we parted ways. The line was long; I knew I'd be waiting a while. The security line in Pittsburgh's airport is always really long, as it's an incredibly busy airport. I estimated my wait time would be about 45 minutes, judging from previous experience there as well as how long the line was (I was about 50 yards or so from the TSA checkpoint).
However, one of the TSA guys walked by me, looked at me, and asked "Hey, are you traveling alone?"
"...yes..." I replied, blinking.
"And you only have the one bag?"
"Yep."
"Oh, well you don't have to use this line then, you can go up there to the express line."
"Oh, thanks! Awesome."
A 45-minute wait then turned into about a 5-minute wait, as I was able to get into that line and get through security quickly.
However.
Two people in front of me, a lady with all sorts of metal jewelry on had been detained because she kept setting off the metal detector. Over and over. I watched her set it off at least three times, perhaps because she had about five different necklaces on, huge hoop earrings, six rings, and fucking metal buckles all over her shirt. No, I'm not making that up. Why anyone would dress like this and expect to pass through airport security with no problems boggles the mind. Because of this lady, the people directly in front of me (as well as myself) got to experience the wonders of the backscatter X-Ray machine -- something I'd never gone through until then. You know what I mean, I'm sure; it's the machine that takes the X-Ray of you that people were soooo irrationally concerned about because it lets them see basically a naked photo of you (and radiation! OMG! etc). Yeah, well, they can look at my dick all they want; I just wanted to get on the fucking plane. It was an amusing experience; they make you stand with your hands in the air like you're praising Jesus, or something, and then tell you "okay, you're fine, be on your way." At least it lets me avoid the metal detector thing, which is slightly ironic because this time I made damned sure to get every piece of metal off my body before going through security, including my belt and sunglasses.
I did not hear back from Lady until I was at the gate for my flight; she called me and told me that she had gotten back to school; several other friends from school had come to pick her up at the train station and to pick up her friend stranded with the car as well, but the car was still on the side of the interstate and she didn't know how she'd get it back to school.
"Well, how far away from school is it?" I asked.
She named a town that was about an hour away from hers. That was, really, almost exactly half the distance between the school and the train station, unless my distance math was wrong.
"Okay," I said, "Well, once you're done with classes or between classes, look up tow trucks or places who can tow the car in the area. Call some of them. Tell them what happened, and get the cheapest one to take the car back to [town], preferably right to the Walmart so that they can put a new tire on it today. If you run yourself out of money doing this I'll pay for it once you come in this weekend, to make up for it. A tow truck's going to be about $40 or so, maybe a little more or less, and a tire's going to be about $100, roughly, but do it today."
I was fully prepared to give her the money to make up for it; I do have $140 to spare, despite how destitute I am most of the time, while she does not. I'll also remind you that she was coming in that weekend to stay with me anyhow, so having the car was rather important. What I did not tell her (or at least I don't think I told her), so that I didn't further stress her out, was that if you leave a car on the side of the interstate for too long -- usually a day or so -- the highway patrol will mark/flag it with an orange sticker-like thing, and they'll tow it to an impound facility...which you will then have to pay more to get it out of. So yeah, it was imperative that she get it back and fixed ASAP. She told me she'd do what she could, but I could tell that she was already supremely stressed and sleep-deprived from the trip back to school and that this was just one more bullshit thing on her plate that she had to deal with, but shouldn't have had to worry about. And it was, of course. Lady is really strong and can take care of any obstacle that life throws at her -- it's one of the many, many things I love and admire about her -- but this was just one more thing that was stressful and would overload her even more. That's one of the reasons I was trying to help her as much as humanly possible, but again, being stuck in an airport and/or on two different flights all day, there wasn't much I could do.
When we hung up, I found out that my flight had been delayed. A familiar sense of deja-vu began washing over me, as you'll recall that my flight into Minneapolis from Wichita on the previous Friday had been delayed as well, and I was already envisioning another "sprint to the tram and then to the gate" sort of experience in Minneapolis.
"The plane will land here in Pittsburgh in about fourteen minutes," the gate attendant said over the intercom to us, "and as soon as we get the passengers and crew de-planed we will begin the boarding process."
Okay, that's good, I thought.
"We have checked ahead with Minneapolis-St. Paul and it looks like all of you who will be making connecting flights this afternoon should be able to make them just fine, despite the delay," he continued. "We apologize for any inconvenience and thank you again for choosing Delta to fly with today."
Even better, I thought.
Right on time (though half an hour late, of course) I was on the plane and we were able to lift off from Pittsburgh with little issue. This was a much smaller plane than I was anticipating, however, and because of that I could not fit my bag under the seat OR in the overhead compartment. I got it about halfway under the seat and let my foot rest on the part that stuck out for the entire flight -- which, of course, was highly uncomfortable and made my knee ache horribly. The guy in the seat next to me was a bit of an asshole, too.
Anyway. We landed in Minneapolis and it was very gray and depressing outside, and I had about 30 minutes until my flight to Wichita would depart. Luckily for me, we had landed in the same terminal that my next flight would take off from, so all I had to do was walk from one gate to another one at the end of the terminal -- about 300 yards or so, people-mover included -- before I could sit down and relax. I turned my phone back on and texted Lady that I was safely on the ground, and sent out a tweet that Minneapolis looked like a wholly depressing place.
When I finally got on the plane bound for Wichita, I found that it was larger and a bit more comfortable to fly on. This time, I was on the left side of the plane, and was able to have a little more leg-room. The guy who sat next to me was just a kid, no older than seventeen or eighteen. He looked exhausted.
"Where you comin' from, man?" I asked.
"Fairbanks, Alaska."
"To Wichita?"
"Yep. Visiting family. Spring break. Two days of flying. What about you?"
"Doing the same; flying back to Wichita from Pittsburgh, just visited my own family over break."
The kid was pretty cool; throughout the entire flight he watched The Fighter on his netbook. I, meanwhile, passed the hell out until nearly our final descent into Wichita. We were making good time -- the flight wasn't supposed to be on the ground in Wichita until 4:12 PM; we were on our final approach by about 3:50, a few thousand feet off the ground and gliding in.
"Welcome to Mid-Continent Airport," the pilot said over the intercom, "where the local time is 3:52 PM and the weather is rainy and 45 degrees."
...say what?
When I had left Pittsburgh, it was gorgeous. The temperature was about 80, and there wasn't a cloud in the sky. It was beautiful. Minneapolis had been dingy gray and cloudy, but I hadn't gone outside there (obviously). Getting back to Wichita, it's 35 degrees colder than it was in Pittsburgh, and pouring rain? Oh yes. Welcome back to Kansas, Brandon.
I looked out the window as the plane pulled up to the terminal, slowly, and saw that it was not only raining, but it was a horrific torrential downpour, raining so hard that you could barely see the terminal building through it. Greeeeeeeeeat. However, I was safely back on the ground, and I'd made it back to Kansas from my front porch West Virginia in the time frame of a little less than seven hours, two of which were driving and a third waiting in two different airports. Air travel is fast, son.
I got off the plane and texted Lady again to let her know I was safe on the ground in Wichita. I texted Andrea to tell her as well, and tried calling my parents but couldn't reach them. I was finally able to get ahold of them once I was sitting in my car, soaked to the bone because I'd had to park in long-term parking in the middle of nowhere. I waited for a good twenty minutes, during which I plugged in my GPS and let it charge a bit while smoking a cigarette, to let the rain lighten up a little bit. It wouldn't. Sighing, I told my car "Hello, old friend," and started her up to make my drive back home.
For those of you who haven't driven a lot in the rain, let me tell you that during rush hour traffic on two of the busiest highways in the Wichita area, it's not fun. No, it's not fun at all. It was raining so hard I could barely see even with the wipers on at full speed, and it was freezing because I had gotten so wet on the walk from the shuttle bus back to the car. Adding insult to injury, it was $36 to even get my car out of the parking lot, since I'd left it there on Friday morning.
By the time I finally made it back to Newton, I was exhausted and didn't want to cook. I had very little food in the house anyhow because I'd been gone for a week and didn't want to buy a bunch of groceries beforehand (obviously). I stopped at Walmart on the way home and purchased a sub from their deli, reloaded on cigarettes and coffee, and finally, finally came home -- burned out, face covered in five days' worth of stubble, bags under my eyes.
The house was as I'd left it, for the most part. The cats were perfectly fine; they hadn't torn anything up or gotten into anything while I'd been gone, and they'd only consumed about half the food/water I'd put out for them. Usually, Sadie will spill the water the very first day I'm gone, and they'll empty their food dish shortly thereafter because they eat like hogs. This time, however, they seemed to be pretty subdued during my time away -- and amazingly enough, all of them came out to see me, came out to spend as much time with me as possible, which is a first. Usually when I've been gone for a long(ish) trip, the girls will hide under the bed for a few hours, scared that someone is in the house with them again, until they realize that it's just me and come back out.
Once I'd settled back in with new coffee, new smokes, and my sandwich, I got online to talk to Lady. In the time I'd been flying/landing/driving, one of her (very nice) professors had taken her to pick up the car -- Lady has full AAA coverage, but they wouldn't tow it without her there -- and had it towed to Walmart to put a new tire on it. Lady's mother had paid for the tire. Lady herself was taken out to dinner with said professor (female professor, no worries) to de-stress, and finally, all was as it should have been -- Lady and I were both home safely, the tire on the car was fixed and she had the use of said car again, and my first half of break was over.
I wish there was more to tell to end the story, but there really isn't. Lady, while nervous about something else going bad on her car, made it to Newton that weekend (and we had a wonderful weekend together), and once she returned to school, I returned to school as well to start the final six weeks of the spring semester. Granted, this was two weeks ago now, and a lot has happened in the interim, but everything is back to normal for the most part. School is school, teaching is teaching, money is money. One month from tomorrow, I will be giving my students their final exam, and afterwards will bid the campus farewell for an indeterminate amount of time -- depending, of course, if I'm teaching or doing anything else this summer on campus. As frightening as it may be to run headlong into summer with no job or other sense of financial security as of yet, it is indeed a bit liberating (as always).
So, that's the story, folks. We can now return to your regularly-scheduled normal blog posts.
Friday, April 6, 2012
More Whirlwinds, Part V: The Clusterfuck
Spring semester: day fifty-nine
To continue from where I left off (because not only was that last post exceedingly long, but it took me a week to write, in no less than ten different sessions), I've now covered everything during the trip up to my last day in West Virginia. So, let's cover that now, and then get to the flights back home to further wrap this up.
Tuesday (the 20th) would be my last full day back home. I would fly out the next afternoon, so if there was anything I needed to do while I was there it needed to be finished by the time I went to bed on Tuesday night -- as on Wednesday morning, I would be getting out the door on the way to the airport by 8AM.
Lady and I had scheduled our travel after WV to coincide rather well, actually, if everything were to go smoothly. Her train would arrive back here in the midwest on Tuesday night, and she would get back to her classes on Wednesday morning, as I was flying back to Wichita. At least that was the plan, anyhow. You'll see later in this post how this plan got a few wrenches thrown into it, but I'll get to that. I'll also say that the further plan at this point was for her to also be in Newton again that weekend, so we both had something to look forward to after returning to our respective homes-away-from-home/schools, but I'll get to that too.
I awakened on Tuesday morning to find that my mother was worried about our old dog, Moot. I've not written much about Moot here (mainly because I don't live at home anymore), but Moot is a shih-tzu. Purebred. Mom and I got him from a pet store in the Century III Mall in Pittsburgh in July 1998 when he was just a puppy. He's fourteen this month, and for the past few years he's been a little worse for wear because of his age -- he has severe cataracts to the point where he can barely see, and his legs/hips are giving out on him, requiring him to get semi-regular laser-based treatments at the vet so that he can actually move around normally. Throughout all of my formative years (and I use that term loosely), that little dog has been like a little brother to me. Moot has always been a part of the family, the favorite one, the little prince. My mother loves that dog; my dad and I joke (well, half-jokingly) that she loves that dog more than she loves either of us. So, there's a little backstory.
Anyway, on Tuesday morning, he was sick. He'd been sick since Sunday, around the time of the party, and had been needing to go outside fifteen times a day or more -- digestive troubles. I won't go into details, but I'm guessing your can probably assume what I mean by that. Needless to say, he wasn't feeling well; he wasn't eating or drinking any water (a telltale sign for that dog, as he's always eaten like a hog) and Mom was very concerned about him. So, first thing that morning, she called the vet to see if they could see him that day, to check him out and see if there was anything really wrong with him, or if he was just old and having a few days of "old dog syndrome."
The elephant in the room here is that all of us know Moot's days are numbered because he's so old, but it's the one thing that none of us ever discuss. My dad had a dog for a long time as well; her name was Betty. She died in 2008 around the age of 15 or so, and both of them were pretty distraught over it. Now, along with Moot, my parents have three indoor/outdoor cats, so hopefully when Moot does eventually die, the blow will be lessened by having the cats around the house.
The vet said they'd take him in for observation for the day, but we had to get him there then because they were booked solid with appointments. So, we got ready and left the house. This entailed a lot of driving and running around the city of Morgantown. During lunchtime rush hour. On a weekday when classes at WVU were still in session (their break was last week, the week after I'd come home). Here's the order in which we planned to do everything:
1.) Take Moot to the vet.
2.) Go to the post office (around the same area)
3.) Drive back across town to Kmart to get my phone card fixed.
4.) Drive back to the other end of town, again, to leave town and go visit my grandmother.
5.) Drive back to down again after that in order to have dinner with my former boss.
This is a lot of driving, yes. But the weather was beautiful -- around 80 degrees, not a cloud in the sky -- as it had been the entire time I was visiting back home. So, we did these things, in this order, and didn't run into any snags until part 3.
Kmart.
Sigh.
Look, before I go further, I will say that I really, really like Kmart. I wish there were more than one or two Kmart stores in a 50-mile radius out here in Kansas. For many years, I bought a lot of my clothing at Kmart, including a large chunk of my underwear and at least two bathrobes, along with many button-up shirts and jeans (when I was in undergrad and actually wore jeans, that is). My favorite hoodie is a Joe Boxer hoodie from Kmart, because it's incredibly comfortable. So, I mean, I have a history of never having any problems with the company and enjoying shopping in their stores.
"I hope they don't give me shit over this phone card thing," I told my mother in the car. "Airtime is non-refundable; it's one of the few things they could really just say 'sorry' and basically steal my $50 over."
"I'm sure they can fix it," she replied. "You have the card, you have the receipt that says its activation failed...what else can they do?"
It turns out they can do quite a lot, and all of it wrong.
When we went to Kmart, I went to the service desk and explained my situation. Instead of helping me, they immediately got pissed at the cashier who had sold the card to me, because said cashier (who wasn't even there when I'd come back in) required an override after the activation failed to actually sell it to me. Of course, having previously worked in retail for many years, I knew all about overrides -- but it's not like I was paying attention on Saturday to what was happening behind the counter. I just expected these ladies to do their job. Instead they grilled me for questioning.
"Who sold you this card? When were you here? Did you pay cash? Why were you allowed to buy it if it wasn't activated?"
WTF, customer service? I don't give a shit. Just fucking activate it and deal with your administrative bullshit later once I'm gone.
So the cashier at the service desk swiped the card again. Activation failed. Again. Okay.
"Do you want me to get another card off the rack to replace it, if that one isn't going to work?" I asked. I was trying to be helpful mainly because I wanted my damned phone to work and I wanted them to fix what they'd screwed up. Plus, the service desk had a line of about five people behind me.
"Yeah," she said.
So I did. I went to get another card off the rack, and in the meantime the ladies at the desk were able to deal with a few other customers in line behind me. The second card failed activation as well. What. The everliving. Fuck.
"Go get all of them off the rack," the CSM said to the cashier. We'll run them through until one works.
And they did this. The women at the customer service counter went through at least fifteen cards. All of them failed activation. All of them. There were at least three different types of T-Mobile cards they swiped. Not one of them would work. At all. At this point, not only was I getting frustrated, but so were the cashiers and CSMs, and everyone behind me waiting in line. Not to mention my parents, who were both waiting for me, in the car, to just get this fixed as well. Mom had gone to look at flowers, but was done and had been done for a while by the time they finished with me.
Finally, the flustered CSM just asked me "Well, we can't get these to work, do you just want a refund for the card you bought?"
Yes, please, I wanted to say, and for fuck's sake fix your machines, because I'm sure all of those cards are fine.
She gave me my refund in cash, apologized profusely, and I left.
This, of course, still meant that I had zero minutes on my phone, and that I was back to square one.
"I have to get some minutes on my phone somehow," I told my parents. "Don't care where we have to go -- gas stations, Kroger, Walmart -- all of them should have T-Mobile cards, and I just need to pick up one from somewhere other than this fucking place."
I believe those were my exact words, really.
Here is the problem, however. T-Mobile isn't really a supported cell carrier in West Virginia. The fact that Kmart had those cards in the first place was probably more a fluke than anything else. I found this out when, upon going to Walmart (my parents' choice, as my mother wanted to look for flowers and it was on the way out of town), I only saw cards for Virgin, Boost Mobile (whatever the hell that is), Tracfone, and the AT&T GO phone. Except for one card hidden in the back of everything -- something called a universal wireless card.
I've used these before on occasion, so I knew they worked. It's basically a card that will let you add minutes to any prepaid phone for any carrier. T-Mobile is, thankfully, on that list, so I had no choice but to purchase it if I wanted to have any sort of phone service before I got back to Kansas. Normally, that wouldn't be an issue, but with me flying back home and Lady taking the train -- both of us out of contact from one another -- in case there was an emergency of any sort, I wanted us to be able to reach each other. As much as I abhor cell phones on general principle (read: I hate not being able to just say "oh, I must've not been home when you called"), it's sort of my lifeline to a certain extent if any bad shit goes down.
So, I purchased that card. Additionally, at the register I'd seen something I'd never seen before -- an electronic cigarette (you know, the eCig things) starter kit for $13. So I purchased that too, just to try it out. I've been wanting one for a while, but they've always been so prohibitively expensive -- most of them $100 or more -- that I shied away from it. I'll get to this more later, however.
With one problem taken care of, we made the journey to my grandmother's house.
Over the hill and through the woods, to grandmother's house we gooo....
For my grandmother, that song is rather accurate. You do have to drive over a big hill and through some sparsely-populated, country wooded areas to get to her house. She lives about 20 miles to the west of Morgantown, in a little town called Blacksville (highly ironic because there are no African-Americans who live there that I know of, anyway; they should call the town Whitetrashville).
My grandmother (or Grammy, as I have always called her) has not been in the best of health for several years now....like, twenty years now. She's 84, has heart disease, a pacemaker, and osteoporosis, has had at least one debilitating stroke fifteen years ago (which, thankfully, she recovered from), and she lives alone. For the past year or two, she's had an in-home aide who hasn't lived with her, but comes by on a daily basis for so many hours to help take care of her and help her get around, as she can barely walk now without a cane. Over the years she has shrank to such a diminutive size; she's now well under five feet tall, and weighs less than 100 pounds. To hug and kiss her I have to bend down almost in half.
Still, for the most part she remains in good spirits, and her mind is as sharp as it ever was. Every time I visit her, though, I do worry that it's going to be the last -- so whenever I go to West Virginia, I simply must see her. Regardless of what else is going on in the world or out there with my extended family (believe me, that's a whole other mess of a story for another time) it is an unspoken rule that when I am there, I am visiting Grammy. No matter what. The woman practically raised me when I was a young child; she cooked for me, she taught me how to read, and she took care of me almost every day while my parents were at work. Grammy is very, very important to me, is what I'm saying.
However, because of the phone card debacle, the dog being at the vet, and the set time frame of 4:30 for dinner with my former boss, we didn't arrive at my grandmother's house until 3PM or so. Which was bad on several levels, but mainly because on my other visits to see her, we've generally spent three or four hours with her. This time we were there for a little over an hour, and while she was very, very happy to see me, I wish we could've stayed longer. Still, the only reasons we always stuck around that long before were because most of the time, other family members would come to Grammy's house to visit me as well. As most of said family members no longer speak to each other (like I said, a story for another time, and one that I'll probably never tell in this blog), this time it was just us.
I activated the phone card from Grammy's house, and was able to get it to work fine. I'm still burning through those minutes now; I'll need another card in another week or two, but I have to pay all of the household bills first. At Grammy's, I took a few pictures; one of which was her and my mother together on the couch, but as I didn't have any relatives there to visit me as well, it was a rather subdued visit. Aside from the photo Andrea took of me and Shainna in the Kmart chairs and a few pictures that Lady took of me/us together on that day as well, I didn't take or have any pictures taken of me to document the trip. This, by the way, is one of the pictures Lady took of me:
I call this "the pensive face." It was taken inside her aunt's Prius, in the Gabes/Kmart parking lot.
Ahem. Anyway.
When we left Grammy's house, I was surprised that she wasn't crying more than she was. Grammy is always concerned, as I mentioned before, that every time she sees me may be her last, because she has no rose-colored glasses about where her life is headed. She's told me many times that she knows she's going to die soon, and that she's afraid she's going to die before she sees me again. She tells me this (I think) mostly because she knows I am mature enough and intelligent enough to handle that fact without disagreeing with her or telling her she's overreacting -- as most of her children or other grandchildren would do or have done. While I don't want to think about that inevitable future, of course, it's not like I ignore that it will eventually happen.
When we left, she pressed a $20 bill into my hand, and told me that she wanted me to have it. She wouldn't take no for an answer, wouldn't let me leave without taking it. For Grammy, this is strange -- the woman doesn't really have a lot of spare money, and never has. She's always been a homemaker her entire life, and after her husband died (three months before I was born), she's lived on her social security income and his pension (as long as that lasted, anyhow; I don't think she gets it anymore). She's never had any other real regular income, and she pays the woman who takes care of her, the house aide, on an hourly basis. So it's not like she has money to spare.
After I left I realized she gave me the money probably because she couldn't afford to send out money in the Christmas cards this year -- usually she sends out $30 in the Christmas cards for those of us who are single, and $50 for those of us who are married. I told her she didn't have to worry about it for me this past year, even though I was absolutely broke at that time. She needs her money more than I do. I would have felt incredibly guilty. I still felt guilty taking the $20 she gave me.
Anyway, the rest of the afternoon ended up being a complete clusterfuck. And I do mean that in the nicest, but sincerest way possible.
As I'll remind you, the dog was at the vet, so we were not only on a timeframe to meet up with my former boss for dinner, but we were on a timeframe to pick him up before the vet's office closed as well. The plan was (since we didn't have any other options) for us to pick up the dog, have my dad drop me and Mom off at the Mexican place while dad ran the dog home and made sure he was okay, and then come back in for dinner with all of us. It wasn't the best plan, but it was what we had to do -- the vet trip had thrown a wrench into everything we'd needed to do that day, and it's not like we could leave the dog in my dad's SUV for two hours while we had dinner.
We were scheduled to meet with my former boss for dinner at 4:30. We got back into Morgantown a little after 4, so everything seemed to be working in our favor. Until we got to the vet's office. My parents went inside while I waited in the car and texted Lady to let her know I had gotten my phone fixed. Twenty minutes passed. Nothing. Thirty minutes passed. Nothing. We were now officially late for dinner. I got out of the car and purchased a Coke from the machine outside the vet's door, to see my parents waiting inside the office. They were the only ones in there. Mom shrugged at me. I smoked a cigarette and drank the Coke. Forty-five minutes had passed, and all of us were just waiting there. Technically, the vet's office was past closing time at this point, and yet the dog was still in the back.
At the hour mark, I went inside and asked "is there something wrong with him? WTF is taking so long?" or something to that effect. We were already half an hour late to meet my former boss, and Mom had called him a few times on his cell but couldn't get him, so we had no way of telling him we'd been held up.
The dog was fine, but the vet techs were taking forever to bring him back out. Finally, at the hour-and-fifteen-minute mark, we got the dog back. They said he probably had a stomach virus, but otherwise he was just fine. They'd given him fluids and had watched him, and he seemed to be okay for the most part. We took him for a little walk outside the office to let him pee, and then put him back in the carrier and left. We were now almost a full hour late for meeting with my former boss. Dad dropped us off at the restaurant and then took the dog home.
Luckily, my former boss and his wife were still there, and were not upset with us. I let Mom tell the whole story about what had happened, and then fielded questions about my life/job/etc. with my former boss, who I hadn't seen since 2006.
I've not talked about it a lot here in this blog, anyway, but to clarify what I did I'll mention it now -- from July 2001 to November 2006, off and on (yes, a month before I was a college student and a year-and-a-half or so after I'd graduated from WVU), I worked as a laboratory technician (later bumped up to the more regal-sounding position of "Laboratory Assistant II") for the Department of Microbiology, Immunology, and Cell Biology at WVU. My mother was the office administrator of said department for about ten years or so, so not only did I already know everyone in the department from a young age, but they also knew how intelligent I was. Because the man who would later become my boss had a lab and needed some help to keep it running, I met with him and he gave me a shot at doing so -- paying me out of his research grant. I started out at $5.15 an hour (minimum wage in 2001, of course) and worked anywhere from 10-25 hours a week throughout the first three years of my college career. It was interesting but fairly simple work -- I would take care of the lab's sanitation (spraying down everything with alcohol, keeping stuff as sterile as possible), wash/autoclave glassware, order parts and supplies for the lab from a number of different scientific websites and/or catalogs, mix and prepare formulas and mediums, and would do really fun stuff like refilling the liquid nitrogen tank. I was also in charge, as I was an English major, of proofreading every new publication the lab would put out for clarity and typographical issues, and spent many many hours in the stacks of the library getting bound journals and making copies of articles in the main office. I was, as some would say, the "lab bitch." Anything that I could do which would save the other lab workers (of which there were four, both graduate students and post-docs) time, I did it. And I loved my job for the most part. It was fun, it was fulfilling, and it looks damned good on a resume. It was that job that gave me the "experience" I needed to teach the Science/Engineering English 102 class I'm teaching right now at Flat State University.
As I said, I worked that job off-and-on for over five years -- I took a hiatus from it in 2005, as I was wrapping up my senior year at WVU (and had two eighteen-hour semesters back to back), as they didn't need my help as much by then and they'd gotten an "intern" of sorts to help as I finished my degree, but I returned to it in the summer of 2006, now a graduate, and now hired under WVU's temp agency for about $9 an hour. I worked it until the day before (yes, the day before) I moved out here to the midwest over Thanksgiving week that year. I miss working there quite a lot -- aside from the newspaper, it was the best, most interesting job I've ever had.
So, needless to say, I knew my former boss quite well, and so did my parents -- not only did my mother work with him in the department for many years, but his (now deceased; cancer) former wife was my parents' lawyer who helped them sort out many things in regards to the family house when they purchased it. We have a long, long history with him.
My former boss is really proud of me and what I've accomplished; he was also absolutely humbled when he found that my experience in the lab is what allowed me to teach my sections of Science/Engineering English that I teach now, so we caught up on what I'd been doing, talked about the poem I'd had published, talked about where I'm headed in life after graduation, etc. It was very, very nice. It was like old times.
As an aside, the week before I moved out here and left the job with him, my former boss gave me some of the best advice I'll ever hear in my entire life. He sat down with me in his office, and in a very serious tone, told me this: "Brandon, don't ever look back, and don't give up. You will probably be homesick and lonely, you will probably question yourself at some point and wonder if you made the right decision in leaving West Virginia and moving on with your life. Don't question it. Don't get apprehensive and second-guess yourself, or come back. You are destined for greater things."
I've kept that advice with me for many years now. It's still as true now as it was then. Even though my reasons for remaining in the midwest (then Missouri, now Kansas) are different than they were when I left, it doesn't change the fact that he was, indeed, correct about everything he'd told me.
My dad made it to the restaurant a little later, and all of us finished our dinners. My boss and his wife stuck around a little while longer to talk with him, but left shortly thereafter so that they could catch a movie. Meanwhile, I had stuffed myself with tacos and beer -- which, for future reference, is not exactly the best idea the night before one has to be on two different flights for six hours the next day -- and went next door to the video game store while dad finished eating. While there, amusingly enough, I ran into my friend Mike that I'd written a long feature article on for the newspaper back home. He's an independent comic writer/artist. I got to catch up with him a little bit, which was nice. I always tend to run into one or two people I know while I'm in town.
After dinner, we all returned home and relaxed; all of us went to bed fairly early. I fell asleep probably around 11 or so, because I knew I'd have to get up early the next morning -- we needed to be on the road to Pittsburgh by around 8 or so, so that I could get to the airport and get through security to get on my flight at noon. It's about a 90-minute drive from my parents' house to Pittsburgh. Mom volunteered to stay home with the still-sick, but slowly-getting-better dog in order to keep an eye on him, so it would just be me and my dad making the trip. I texted Lady, who would be arriving back to school that night, to tell her that I'd keep her updated on my flights, and passed out.
And so ended my last day in West Virginia, but believe me, there is much more story to come. If you thought the events were interesting before...hoo boy, wait until you hear what happened next.
To continue from where I left off (because not only was that last post exceedingly long, but it took me a week to write, in no less than ten different sessions), I've now covered everything during the trip up to my last day in West Virginia. So, let's cover that now, and then get to the flights back home to further wrap this up.
Tuesday (the 20th) would be my last full day back home. I would fly out the next afternoon, so if there was anything I needed to do while I was there it needed to be finished by the time I went to bed on Tuesday night -- as on Wednesday morning, I would be getting out the door on the way to the airport by 8AM.
Lady and I had scheduled our travel after WV to coincide rather well, actually, if everything were to go smoothly. Her train would arrive back here in the midwest on Tuesday night, and she would get back to her classes on Wednesday morning, as I was flying back to Wichita. At least that was the plan, anyhow. You'll see later in this post how this plan got a few wrenches thrown into it, but I'll get to that. I'll also say that the further plan at this point was for her to also be in Newton again that weekend, so we both had something to look forward to after returning to our respective homes-away-from-home/schools, but I'll get to that too.
I awakened on Tuesday morning to find that my mother was worried about our old dog, Moot. I've not written much about Moot here (mainly because I don't live at home anymore), but Moot is a shih-tzu. Purebred. Mom and I got him from a pet store in the Century III Mall in Pittsburgh in July 1998 when he was just a puppy. He's fourteen this month, and for the past few years he's been a little worse for wear because of his age -- he has severe cataracts to the point where he can barely see, and his legs/hips are giving out on him, requiring him to get semi-regular laser-based treatments at the vet so that he can actually move around normally. Throughout all of my formative years (and I use that term loosely), that little dog has been like a little brother to me. Moot has always been a part of the family, the favorite one, the little prince. My mother loves that dog; my dad and I joke (well, half-jokingly) that she loves that dog more than she loves either of us. So, there's a little backstory.
Anyway, on Tuesday morning, he was sick. He'd been sick since Sunday, around the time of the party, and had been needing to go outside fifteen times a day or more -- digestive troubles. I won't go into details, but I'm guessing your can probably assume what I mean by that. Needless to say, he wasn't feeling well; he wasn't eating or drinking any water (a telltale sign for that dog, as he's always eaten like a hog) and Mom was very concerned about him. So, first thing that morning, she called the vet to see if they could see him that day, to check him out and see if there was anything really wrong with him, or if he was just old and having a few days of "old dog syndrome."
The elephant in the room here is that all of us know Moot's days are numbered because he's so old, but it's the one thing that none of us ever discuss. My dad had a dog for a long time as well; her name was Betty. She died in 2008 around the age of 15 or so, and both of them were pretty distraught over it. Now, along with Moot, my parents have three indoor/outdoor cats, so hopefully when Moot does eventually die, the blow will be lessened by having the cats around the house.
The vet said they'd take him in for observation for the day, but we had to get him there then because they were booked solid with appointments. So, we got ready and left the house. This entailed a lot of driving and running around the city of Morgantown. During lunchtime rush hour. On a weekday when classes at WVU were still in session (their break was last week, the week after I'd come home). Here's the order in which we planned to do everything:
1.) Take Moot to the vet.
2.) Go to the post office (around the same area)
3.) Drive back across town to Kmart to get my phone card fixed.
4.) Drive back to the other end of town, again, to leave town and go visit my grandmother.
5.) Drive back to down again after that in order to have dinner with my former boss.
This is a lot of driving, yes. But the weather was beautiful -- around 80 degrees, not a cloud in the sky -- as it had been the entire time I was visiting back home. So, we did these things, in this order, and didn't run into any snags until part 3.
Kmart.
Sigh.
Look, before I go further, I will say that I really, really like Kmart. I wish there were more than one or two Kmart stores in a 50-mile radius out here in Kansas. For many years, I bought a lot of my clothing at Kmart, including a large chunk of my underwear and at least two bathrobes, along with many button-up shirts and jeans (when I was in undergrad and actually wore jeans, that is). My favorite hoodie is a Joe Boxer hoodie from Kmart, because it's incredibly comfortable. So, I mean, I have a history of never having any problems with the company and enjoying shopping in their stores.
"I hope they don't give me shit over this phone card thing," I told my mother in the car. "Airtime is non-refundable; it's one of the few things they could really just say 'sorry' and basically steal my $50 over."
"I'm sure they can fix it," she replied. "You have the card, you have the receipt that says its activation failed...what else can they do?"
It turns out they can do quite a lot, and all of it wrong.
When we went to Kmart, I went to the service desk and explained my situation. Instead of helping me, they immediately got pissed at the cashier who had sold the card to me, because said cashier (who wasn't even there when I'd come back in) required an override after the activation failed to actually sell it to me. Of course, having previously worked in retail for many years, I knew all about overrides -- but it's not like I was paying attention on Saturday to what was happening behind the counter. I just expected these ladies to do their job. Instead they grilled me for questioning.
"Who sold you this card? When were you here? Did you pay cash? Why were you allowed to buy it if it wasn't activated?"
WTF, customer service? I don't give a shit. Just fucking activate it and deal with your administrative bullshit later once I'm gone.
So the cashier at the service desk swiped the card again. Activation failed. Again. Okay.
"Do you want me to get another card off the rack to replace it, if that one isn't going to work?" I asked. I was trying to be helpful mainly because I wanted my damned phone to work and I wanted them to fix what they'd screwed up. Plus, the service desk had a line of about five people behind me.
"Yeah," she said.
So I did. I went to get another card off the rack, and in the meantime the ladies at the desk were able to deal with a few other customers in line behind me. The second card failed activation as well. What. The everliving. Fuck.
"Go get all of them off the rack," the CSM said to the cashier. We'll run them through until one works.
And they did this. The women at the customer service counter went through at least fifteen cards. All of them failed activation. All of them. There were at least three different types of T-Mobile cards they swiped. Not one of them would work. At all. At this point, not only was I getting frustrated, but so were the cashiers and CSMs, and everyone behind me waiting in line. Not to mention my parents, who were both waiting for me, in the car, to just get this fixed as well. Mom had gone to look at flowers, but was done and had been done for a while by the time they finished with me.
Finally, the flustered CSM just asked me "Well, we can't get these to work, do you just want a refund for the card you bought?"
Yes, please, I wanted to say, and for fuck's sake fix your machines, because I'm sure all of those cards are fine.
She gave me my refund in cash, apologized profusely, and I left.
This, of course, still meant that I had zero minutes on my phone, and that I was back to square one.
"I have to get some minutes on my phone somehow," I told my parents. "Don't care where we have to go -- gas stations, Kroger, Walmart -- all of them should have T-Mobile cards, and I just need to pick up one from somewhere other than this fucking place."
I believe those were my exact words, really.
Here is the problem, however. T-Mobile isn't really a supported cell carrier in West Virginia. The fact that Kmart had those cards in the first place was probably more a fluke than anything else. I found this out when, upon going to Walmart (my parents' choice, as my mother wanted to look for flowers and it was on the way out of town), I only saw cards for Virgin, Boost Mobile (whatever the hell that is), Tracfone, and the AT&T GO phone. Except for one card hidden in the back of everything -- something called a universal wireless card.
I've used these before on occasion, so I knew they worked. It's basically a card that will let you add minutes to any prepaid phone for any carrier. T-Mobile is, thankfully, on that list, so I had no choice but to purchase it if I wanted to have any sort of phone service before I got back to Kansas. Normally, that wouldn't be an issue, but with me flying back home and Lady taking the train -- both of us out of contact from one another -- in case there was an emergency of any sort, I wanted us to be able to reach each other. As much as I abhor cell phones on general principle (read: I hate not being able to just say "oh, I must've not been home when you called"), it's sort of my lifeline to a certain extent if any bad shit goes down.
So, I purchased that card. Additionally, at the register I'd seen something I'd never seen before -- an electronic cigarette (you know, the eCig things) starter kit for $13. So I purchased that too, just to try it out. I've been wanting one for a while, but they've always been so prohibitively expensive -- most of them $100 or more -- that I shied away from it. I'll get to this more later, however.
With one problem taken care of, we made the journey to my grandmother's house.
Over the hill and through the woods, to grandmother's house we gooo....
For my grandmother, that song is rather accurate. You do have to drive over a big hill and through some sparsely-populated, country wooded areas to get to her house. She lives about 20 miles to the west of Morgantown, in a little town called Blacksville (highly ironic because there are no African-Americans who live there that I know of, anyway; they should call the town Whitetrashville).
My grandmother (or Grammy, as I have always called her) has not been in the best of health for several years now....like, twenty years now. She's 84, has heart disease, a pacemaker, and osteoporosis, has had at least one debilitating stroke fifteen years ago (which, thankfully, she recovered from), and she lives alone. For the past year or two, she's had an in-home aide who hasn't lived with her, but comes by on a daily basis for so many hours to help take care of her and help her get around, as she can barely walk now without a cane. Over the years she has shrank to such a diminutive size; she's now well under five feet tall, and weighs less than 100 pounds. To hug and kiss her I have to bend down almost in half.
Still, for the most part she remains in good spirits, and her mind is as sharp as it ever was. Every time I visit her, though, I do worry that it's going to be the last -- so whenever I go to West Virginia, I simply must see her. Regardless of what else is going on in the world or out there with my extended family (believe me, that's a whole other mess of a story for another time) it is an unspoken rule that when I am there, I am visiting Grammy. No matter what. The woman practically raised me when I was a young child; she cooked for me, she taught me how to read, and she took care of me almost every day while my parents were at work. Grammy is very, very important to me, is what I'm saying.
However, because of the phone card debacle, the dog being at the vet, and the set time frame of 4:30 for dinner with my former boss, we didn't arrive at my grandmother's house until 3PM or so. Which was bad on several levels, but mainly because on my other visits to see her, we've generally spent three or four hours with her. This time we were there for a little over an hour, and while she was very, very happy to see me, I wish we could've stayed longer. Still, the only reasons we always stuck around that long before were because most of the time, other family members would come to Grammy's house to visit me as well. As most of said family members no longer speak to each other (like I said, a story for another time, and one that I'll probably never tell in this blog), this time it was just us.
I activated the phone card from Grammy's house, and was able to get it to work fine. I'm still burning through those minutes now; I'll need another card in another week or two, but I have to pay all of the household bills first. At Grammy's, I took a few pictures; one of which was her and my mother together on the couch, but as I didn't have any relatives there to visit me as well, it was a rather subdued visit. Aside from the photo Andrea took of me and Shainna in the Kmart chairs and a few pictures that Lady took of me/us together on that day as well, I didn't take or have any pictures taken of me to document the trip. This, by the way, is one of the pictures Lady took of me:
I call this "the pensive face." It was taken inside her aunt's Prius, in the Gabes/Kmart parking lot.
Ahem. Anyway.
When we left Grammy's house, I was surprised that she wasn't crying more than she was. Grammy is always concerned, as I mentioned before, that every time she sees me may be her last, because she has no rose-colored glasses about where her life is headed. She's told me many times that she knows she's going to die soon, and that she's afraid she's going to die before she sees me again. She tells me this (I think) mostly because she knows I am mature enough and intelligent enough to handle that fact without disagreeing with her or telling her she's overreacting -- as most of her children or other grandchildren would do or have done. While I don't want to think about that inevitable future, of course, it's not like I ignore that it will eventually happen.
When we left, she pressed a $20 bill into my hand, and told me that she wanted me to have it. She wouldn't take no for an answer, wouldn't let me leave without taking it. For Grammy, this is strange -- the woman doesn't really have a lot of spare money, and never has. She's always been a homemaker her entire life, and after her husband died (three months before I was born), she's lived on her social security income and his pension (as long as that lasted, anyhow; I don't think she gets it anymore). She's never had any other real regular income, and she pays the woman who takes care of her, the house aide, on an hourly basis. So it's not like she has money to spare.
After I left I realized she gave me the money probably because she couldn't afford to send out money in the Christmas cards this year -- usually she sends out $30 in the Christmas cards for those of us who are single, and $50 for those of us who are married. I told her she didn't have to worry about it for me this past year, even though I was absolutely broke at that time. She needs her money more than I do. I would have felt incredibly guilty. I still felt guilty taking the $20 she gave me.
Anyway, the rest of the afternoon ended up being a complete clusterfuck. And I do mean that in the nicest, but sincerest way possible.
As I'll remind you, the dog was at the vet, so we were not only on a timeframe to meet up with my former boss for dinner, but we were on a timeframe to pick him up before the vet's office closed as well. The plan was (since we didn't have any other options) for us to pick up the dog, have my dad drop me and Mom off at the Mexican place while dad ran the dog home and made sure he was okay, and then come back in for dinner with all of us. It wasn't the best plan, but it was what we had to do -- the vet trip had thrown a wrench into everything we'd needed to do that day, and it's not like we could leave the dog in my dad's SUV for two hours while we had dinner.
We were scheduled to meet with my former boss for dinner at 4:30. We got back into Morgantown a little after 4, so everything seemed to be working in our favor. Until we got to the vet's office. My parents went inside while I waited in the car and texted Lady to let her know I had gotten my phone fixed. Twenty minutes passed. Nothing. Thirty minutes passed. Nothing. We were now officially late for dinner. I got out of the car and purchased a Coke from the machine outside the vet's door, to see my parents waiting inside the office. They were the only ones in there. Mom shrugged at me. I smoked a cigarette and drank the Coke. Forty-five minutes had passed, and all of us were just waiting there. Technically, the vet's office was past closing time at this point, and yet the dog was still in the back.
At the hour mark, I went inside and asked "is there something wrong with him? WTF is taking so long?" or something to that effect. We were already half an hour late to meet my former boss, and Mom had called him a few times on his cell but couldn't get him, so we had no way of telling him we'd been held up.
The dog was fine, but the vet techs were taking forever to bring him back out. Finally, at the hour-and-fifteen-minute mark, we got the dog back. They said he probably had a stomach virus, but otherwise he was just fine. They'd given him fluids and had watched him, and he seemed to be okay for the most part. We took him for a little walk outside the office to let him pee, and then put him back in the carrier and left. We were now almost a full hour late for meeting with my former boss. Dad dropped us off at the restaurant and then took the dog home.
Luckily, my former boss and his wife were still there, and were not upset with us. I let Mom tell the whole story about what had happened, and then fielded questions about my life/job/etc. with my former boss, who I hadn't seen since 2006.
I've not talked about it a lot here in this blog, anyway, but to clarify what I did I'll mention it now -- from July 2001 to November 2006, off and on (yes, a month before I was a college student and a year-and-a-half or so after I'd graduated from WVU), I worked as a laboratory technician (later bumped up to the more regal-sounding position of "Laboratory Assistant II") for the Department of Microbiology, Immunology, and Cell Biology at WVU. My mother was the office administrator of said department for about ten years or so, so not only did I already know everyone in the department from a young age, but they also knew how intelligent I was. Because the man who would later become my boss had a lab and needed some help to keep it running, I met with him and he gave me a shot at doing so -- paying me out of his research grant. I started out at $5.15 an hour (minimum wage in 2001, of course) and worked anywhere from 10-25 hours a week throughout the first three years of my college career. It was interesting but fairly simple work -- I would take care of the lab's sanitation (spraying down everything with alcohol, keeping stuff as sterile as possible), wash/autoclave glassware, order parts and supplies for the lab from a number of different scientific websites and/or catalogs, mix and prepare formulas and mediums, and would do really fun stuff like refilling the liquid nitrogen tank. I was also in charge, as I was an English major, of proofreading every new publication the lab would put out for clarity and typographical issues, and spent many many hours in the stacks of the library getting bound journals and making copies of articles in the main office. I was, as some would say, the "lab bitch." Anything that I could do which would save the other lab workers (of which there were four, both graduate students and post-docs) time, I did it. And I loved my job for the most part. It was fun, it was fulfilling, and it looks damned good on a resume. It was that job that gave me the "experience" I needed to teach the Science/Engineering English 102 class I'm teaching right now at Flat State University.
As I said, I worked that job off-and-on for over five years -- I took a hiatus from it in 2005, as I was wrapping up my senior year at WVU (and had two eighteen-hour semesters back to back), as they didn't need my help as much by then and they'd gotten an "intern" of sorts to help as I finished my degree, but I returned to it in the summer of 2006, now a graduate, and now hired under WVU's temp agency for about $9 an hour. I worked it until the day before (yes, the day before) I moved out here to the midwest over Thanksgiving week that year. I miss working there quite a lot -- aside from the newspaper, it was the best, most interesting job I've ever had.
So, needless to say, I knew my former boss quite well, and so did my parents -- not only did my mother work with him in the department for many years, but his (now deceased; cancer) former wife was my parents' lawyer who helped them sort out many things in regards to the family house when they purchased it. We have a long, long history with him.
My former boss is really proud of me and what I've accomplished; he was also absolutely humbled when he found that my experience in the lab is what allowed me to teach my sections of Science/Engineering English that I teach now, so we caught up on what I'd been doing, talked about the poem I'd had published, talked about where I'm headed in life after graduation, etc. It was very, very nice. It was like old times.
As an aside, the week before I moved out here and left the job with him, my former boss gave me some of the best advice I'll ever hear in my entire life. He sat down with me in his office, and in a very serious tone, told me this: "Brandon, don't ever look back, and don't give up. You will probably be homesick and lonely, you will probably question yourself at some point and wonder if you made the right decision in leaving West Virginia and moving on with your life. Don't question it. Don't get apprehensive and second-guess yourself, or come back. You are destined for greater things."
I've kept that advice with me for many years now. It's still as true now as it was then. Even though my reasons for remaining in the midwest (then Missouri, now Kansas) are different than they were when I left, it doesn't change the fact that he was, indeed, correct about everything he'd told me.
My dad made it to the restaurant a little later, and all of us finished our dinners. My boss and his wife stuck around a little while longer to talk with him, but left shortly thereafter so that they could catch a movie. Meanwhile, I had stuffed myself with tacos and beer -- which, for future reference, is not exactly the best idea the night before one has to be on two different flights for six hours the next day -- and went next door to the video game store while dad finished eating. While there, amusingly enough, I ran into my friend Mike that I'd written a long feature article on for the newspaper back home. He's an independent comic writer/artist. I got to catch up with him a little bit, which was nice. I always tend to run into one or two people I know while I'm in town.
After dinner, we all returned home and relaxed; all of us went to bed fairly early. I fell asleep probably around 11 or so, because I knew I'd have to get up early the next morning -- we needed to be on the road to Pittsburgh by around 8 or so, so that I could get to the airport and get through security to get on my flight at noon. It's about a 90-minute drive from my parents' house to Pittsburgh. Mom volunteered to stay home with the still-sick, but slowly-getting-better dog in order to keep an eye on him, so it would just be me and my dad making the trip. I texted Lady, who would be arriving back to school that night, to tell her that I'd keep her updated on my flights, and passed out.
And so ended my last day in West Virginia, but believe me, there is much more story to come. If you thought the events were interesting before...hoo boy, wait until you hear what happened next.
Sunday, April 1, 2012
More Whirlwinds, Part IV: The Exodus
(I apologize for taking so long to continue/finish this story -- the week back after break was killer. Now, let's move forward...)
On Sunday morning (the 18th), I woke up around 9AM or so. Lady, next to me in bed, was still sleeping like a rock. As I knew she would need as much sleep as possible, I kissed her temple and very gently climbed out of bed, slowly, because she's a light sleeper. Sunday was going to be a busy day for both of us; Lady would have to drive back to Virginia that afternoon, and after that, we were having a large party at my parents' house, involving a lot of friends and family.
The party was not my idea; in fact, I tried to get my mother to cancel it once we found out that we wouldn't be able to do it at the Lakehouse (a restaurant on the lake in town, which is owned by friends of the family) and instead would have to do it at the house. Because I know how much work this entails for my mother, and how much cooking and cleaning she would have to do to make the house presentable, I tried to get her to cancel it, but it was too late. The party would start at 4PM, and I told Andrea and my best friend from high school/undergrad, Brittany, to join us. I already knew Andrea was coming, which was good, but I hadn't talked to Brittany in about a week, so I had to confirm with her via text. Luckily she remembered the way to my parents' house, as she's been there numerous times before -- even if the last time was about eight years ago.
I let Lady sleep until around 11:30 or so, because, as mentioned before, I knew she'd need the rest -- she had a seven-hour drive back to Virginia ahead of her, a quick night of sleep to follow, and then a thirty-six-hour-long train ride back to the midwest to come back to school. In the meantime, I had my morning coffee and smokes outside on the porch, and languidly read a few comic books/spent time with my parents while she slept. When I returned to my room to awaken her so we could begin to get her stuff packed and ready for her to leave, I found her awake on my bed playing with her phone.
"Morning, love," I said, smiling.
About two hours later, she had showered and had gotten something to eat, and I'd given her a lot of extra food to take with her on her trip so that she wouldn't have to stop anywhere. It was a really sad moment when she had to get into the Prius and drive back to Virginia. I didn't want her to leave. My parents had already said their goodbyes, and I stood there at the car door trying not to cry. Yes, I can so totally be a puss when it comes to stuff like this. I'm not good with goodbyes, and I really didn't want to see her leave, obviously, yet it couldn't be avoided. After a really emotional few minutes for both of us, we finally parted ways, and she was on the road again back to Virginia.
As an aside, later, this exchange would happen between us this past weekend:
Lady: "The GPS took me down some really strange roads. It took me through what my aunt and uncle would refer to as 'the hollow,' or something. I got to see the real redneck side of West Virginia, with broken-down cars, loose dogs running around, and unsupervised children running around yards in nothing but diapers."
Me: "What, like Morgantown's student housing section? Sunnyside or something?" (note: this joke is doubly funny if you know what Sunnyside is/was like.)
Lady: "No, it was out by your house, before I got back to town. I went the same way we took to get into town, but halfway down the mountain it had me veer to the right down some back road or something. I can't remember what it was called. School or something."
Me: "...oh good god it took you down Summer School Road."
Lady: "Yeah, that's it!"
Summer School Road is a very, very winding and steep mountain back road between Morgantown and my parents' house. As Lady said, it would be best summarized as part of "the hollow," and her description of the houses/people along said road is quite accurate. Of all of the different roads, landmarks, people and places around my family home, it is one of those backwoods roads that is absolutely representative of the the stereotypical West Virginia redneck lifestyle. For the most part, anyway. The closer you get to Morgantown, the nicer the houses become.
Ahem. Anyway.
So, Lady left on her trip back to Virginia. A few minutes later, Mom found me standing in the yard in front of the porch, staring off into the distance.
"What's wrong?" Mom asked me, even though I'm pretty sure she already knew the answer to that question.
"I really wish she didn't have to leave," I replied.
This was truer than anyone else realized; while the time Lady had spent with me and my parents in West Virginia had been wonderful, I have already mentioned that because of her travel schedule, she would miss the party my parents were having at the house that afternoon. It had definitely been fun to go out with Andrea and Shainna (a picture of Andrea and Lady I took of them together, which I entitled "my two favorite women in the world," is my desktop wallpaper right now), but since the proverbial cat was out of the bag when it came to my friends knowing about Lady at this point, I wished I could have...ahem...shown her off a little to the rest of my friends and family. I know I'll get the chance eventually, of course, but still.
My dad and I went into Morgantown shortly after Lady left, in order to pick up last-minute party supplies (a cheesecake for the dessert, some fruits for a fruit tray, some ice for the cooler, etc). I texted Andrea and told her to come out to the house whenever she wanted or could, even if it was before the 4PM party "start time," partially because I was lonely and wanted to spend as much time with my sister as possible, but also because my mother loves Andrea and basically already knows everything about her I've shared here over the years, as she reads this blog.
While shopping with my dad, I found -- just sitting on the shelf -- a champagne-sized bottle of some sort of "special reserve" version of Blue Moon beer. I can't remember what it was called (for good reason), but it was supposed to be stronger and darker than the normal version, so I stuck it in the cart. I figured hell, this is my vacation, my lady love has just gone back home, and I will now be surrounded by family and family friends who will probably spend the evening interrogating me about my life. Let's get drunk.
Please note: I don't really drink. Like, ever. I can count on one hand the number of times I've been drunk since I started grad school, with the vast majority of those occasions being within my first year (and first semester, really, for obvious reasons). It's not like it's a hobby or anything, even though I'm a writer (and a poet at that). I just have no real desire to drink most of the time, not even when/if really depressed. But again, y'know, vacation. So without even knowing how much it cost, I stuck it in the cart, told my dad I'd pay for it if it was expensive, etc.
I won $10 on a scratch-off lottery ticket a few minutes later -- which, ironically, was how much said bottle of beer cost.
Anyway.
We returned home to finish preparing for the party. While waiting for Andrea to arrive (eventually, I mean) I sat on the front porch and cracked open this beer. This massive, massive beer. And within ten minutes I had emptied it.
It was, as you'll recall, the size of a champagne bottle. And I believe it was 12% abv. And I don't really drink, which means that you can guess what this huge bottle of beer did to me, especially on an empty stomach.
I walked back into the house and said, "Well, that was good. Now I'm drunk." And I dropped the bottle into the trash can. Yep. I actually did this.
I wasn't really drunk, but I had a good buzz going. Something that may be hard for most of my friends to understand is that I abhor drinking and actively try to avoid it most of the time, as said before, but when I do drink, I tend to drink to excess because the buzz makes me really happy and loosened up. Because of this, understandably, I get geezed.
I proceeded to drink three more normal-sized beers in rapid succession, so quickly and on such a mission to do so that I can't even remember what they were. I think one of them was a Yuengling Porter, but the others? Who knows. Andrea was the first to arrive, and she got to see me drunk for the first time ever (shocking, I know, as Andrea and I have been friends for a very long time). I slowed down, though; Brittany arrived soon thereafter, as did all of my family, my godparents, and important family friends that I so did not want to be a sloppy mess in front of. One good thing about being an English major (and teacher, and poet, etc) is that even when inebriated, with focus I can appear to be completely sober, as I am an eloquent speaker anyhow. Ahem, so I, um...I appeared sober while I was actually slowly sobering up. About an hour into the party, I was perfectly fine. That's another good thing about when I drink -- I must have some sort of super-liver, because I sober up quite rapidly, regardless of what I've drank or how fast, if I just stop. I don't know if it's genetics or what, but it's always been like that for me. So, by around 5:30 or so, I was right as rain.
The party, at its most populated, had about forty people attending it all at once. For the vast majority of it, I sat at the picnic table with Andrea and Brittany. I am made anxious by social situations, and most of the people there were my parents' friends, not my own. I did spend some time with the family, but that was later and after most of the parents' friends had left. Most of them barely spoke to me, but eh, that was fine. I heard the line "Hey, you're not in Kansas anymore" at least four times, and I internally twitched a little harder every time I did. Let's just say I was glad I was drinking before the party, because otherwise I would've been completely miserable. As it was, I had fun.
Most of the crowd dispersed around 8 or so, and went home -- including Andrea and Brittany. My dad's kids (read: my siblings) stuck around longer to relax and hang out, and I got some quiet time with them around the house -- they stayed until around 10 or so, roughly, despite the fact that they had an hour-long drive home. I didn't stay up too much later after everyone left; I was tired and sort of lonely without Lady there, so I called her to make sure she made it home safely to Virginia, which she had (my parents have free long-distance on their phones to basically anywhere) and very soon after, went to bed.
That was my Sunday. I didn't sleep that well, as I recall; I'd gotten used to sleeping with Lady over the previous two nights, and I tend to fall into a sort of pattern when we sleep together -- namely, both of us sleep like rocks (as previously mentioned), and after we part ways for however many days or weeks when we both go back to school, both of us tend to have a little trouble getting back into the groove of sleeping alone again. This usually means that I have to mentally and physically exhaust myself before I go to bed, otherwise I'll just lay on the bed staring at the ceiling. When I'm at my parents' house, I have no way to mentally/physically exhaust myself -- when I'm home, it usually entails doing a lot of writing/homework/chores/cleaning, etc. I can't really do that on a visit to West Virginia. So, needless to say, I tossed and turned all night.
Monday, when I awakened, was mostly uneventful. We'd decided before that we would visit my grandmother on Tuesday afternoon, and that evening we'd have dinner with my former boss from when I worked in the WVU Department of Microbiology, Immunology, and Cell Biology for five years. This left Monday as basically my "free day" of being at home with nothing to do. And for fuck's sake, I sorely needed that. Since Friday I'd been doing nothing but running around, and I was running myself ragged. When combining all the travel time with all the time with Lady and then the party, I had basically fried myself. I needed a day to recuperate. I haven't had a day just alone with my parents, at my childhood home, since 2006. I never realized that until this trip -- the previous two trips I'd made out there, the ex had come with me, and until Sunday night, I had Lady there with me -- as well as everyone at the party. For the first time in almost six full years, I was alone at the house with my parents.
And suddenly, I just felt this deep sense of restlessness. I don't know why. Perhaps it's because I was home, perhaps it's because I was worried about Lady's train trip back out here, perhaps it's because it felt so familiar to the situation I lived in for many many years -- just me and the parents. I remained restless for most of the day.
My mother at this point asked me what I wanted for dinner -- she wanted to cook me at least one home-cooked meal while I was home. I told her she didn't have to, of course, since she'd been cooking for the party since Saturday (and there were plenty of leftovers), but she insisted. To keep it basic and easy, I told her I'd be happy with steaks on the grill and baked potatoes, or something like that, just to minimize cooking/cleaning time. So that's what we decided to do. The problem? My parents, shockingly enough, did not have steaks in the house. This surprised me, as when it comes to food, my mother has basically prepped for ten years of nuclear winter. You folks should see the pantry in my parents' home -- I'm not kidding.
So, because of this, my dad and I decided to go out looking for steaks. This served a dual purpose, as the ladies at the local grocery store I worked at in '05-06 wanted to see me -- Mom had told them I was coming to town to visit, and I told them that whenever I visited, I would come up to see them. We also got to go to the new Walmart in the Kingwood area, a place that had not yet been completed when I moved out of West Virginia. At the Walmart, I found a Beatles t-shirt and a pair of DC Comics pajama pants, both on clearance, and I bought my mother one of those green ceramic frying pans -- but we found no steaks (my dad found some at the grocery store while I was visiting with the ladies there). We came home, had dinner, and made the plans for the next day. No big deal, and it was a mostly relaxing day with the parents.
While all of this was happening, however, Lady had boarded the train back to the midwest, and had been out of contact/cell phone service most of the day as she rode through the mountains by rail. She was technically supposed to be back in school that Monday (the 19th) but that was the earliest train she could get. The train ride was, as mentioned before, 36 hours long with two stops -- one in D.C. (I believe; correct me if I'm wrong, babe, since you read this too), and the other in Chicago. As our cell phones are really the only way we keep in contact when we're outside our homes and away from our computers, I figured that since I'd bought the refill card on Saturday while shopping with Andrea and Shainna, it was time to use it.
Except it didn't work.
I will refer you to my previous post, when I told the story of buying said T-Mobile refill card at Kmart, and it flashed on the screen saying that the activation had failed. The cashier had told me that happened with every card they activated, and that it was just what their registers did. Well, the registers were right. The card hadn't been activated, and upon looking at my receipt from that day at Kmart, it even said "ACTIVATION: FAILED" on it, yet the cashier sold it to me anyway.
So here I was, half an hour out of Morgantown on top of a mountain, out $50 cash I'd paid for the card, and unable to text Lady back and forth for travel updates.
Also of note: Lady has a Droid. It's a nice phone, despite the problems she has with it at times (short battery life, some of the apps crash for no real reason). She has unlimited calling/texting as well, because she has a plan. I don't. Since 2006 I've had a T-Mobile prepaid phone -- it still has my original Missouri phone number from when I lived there -- and up until recently, I never needed anything else. I rarely used my phone. When I did, it was to either call my parents or grandmother, or to text a friend or two in the department maybe once or twice a week at most. One $50 phone card lasted me almost a full year. Now I've bought three of them in the past three months or so. At this point I might as well get a plan of some sort.
But. That's neither here nor there.
So, in addition to the plans of going to see my grandmother and going to dinner with my former boss, I had yet another thing to do -- namely, go back to Kmart with the card and my receipt, and get them to properly activate the fucking thing, as I'd paid $50 for what amounted to a little cardboard card. Just add it to the list of running around things, I thought. We made tentative plans to leave early in the morning and get all of that stuff taken care of, go see my grandmother in the mid-afternoon, and then meet up with my boss at the local Mexican place at 4:30. I called Lady that night from the house phone to check in with her, as my phone minutes were completely emptied, and she was going through more mountains at the time, so the call got cut off about halfway through. But she was okay, at least, which was a plus.
And that was my Monday. Stay tuned, folks, for the next chapter -- when I discuss the last day in West Virginia and my trip home...as well as all of the other crazy stuff that happened over the course of the rest of my week.
On Sunday morning (the 18th), I woke up around 9AM or so. Lady, next to me in bed, was still sleeping like a rock. As I knew she would need as much sleep as possible, I kissed her temple and very gently climbed out of bed, slowly, because she's a light sleeper. Sunday was going to be a busy day for both of us; Lady would have to drive back to Virginia that afternoon, and after that, we were having a large party at my parents' house, involving a lot of friends and family.
The party was not my idea; in fact, I tried to get my mother to cancel it once we found out that we wouldn't be able to do it at the Lakehouse (a restaurant on the lake in town, which is owned by friends of the family) and instead would have to do it at the house. Because I know how much work this entails for my mother, and how much cooking and cleaning she would have to do to make the house presentable, I tried to get her to cancel it, but it was too late. The party would start at 4PM, and I told Andrea and my best friend from high school/undergrad, Brittany, to join us. I already knew Andrea was coming, which was good, but I hadn't talked to Brittany in about a week, so I had to confirm with her via text. Luckily she remembered the way to my parents' house, as she's been there numerous times before -- even if the last time was about eight years ago.
I let Lady sleep until around 11:30 or so, because, as mentioned before, I knew she'd need the rest -- she had a seven-hour drive back to Virginia ahead of her, a quick night of sleep to follow, and then a thirty-six-hour-long train ride back to the midwest to come back to school. In the meantime, I had my morning coffee and smokes outside on the porch, and languidly read a few comic books/spent time with my parents while she slept. When I returned to my room to awaken her so we could begin to get her stuff packed and ready for her to leave, I found her awake on my bed playing with her phone.
"Morning, love," I said, smiling.
About two hours later, she had showered and had gotten something to eat, and I'd given her a lot of extra food to take with her on her trip so that she wouldn't have to stop anywhere. It was a really sad moment when she had to get into the Prius and drive back to Virginia. I didn't want her to leave. My parents had already said their goodbyes, and I stood there at the car door trying not to cry. Yes, I can so totally be a puss when it comes to stuff like this. I'm not good with goodbyes, and I really didn't want to see her leave, obviously, yet it couldn't be avoided. After a really emotional few minutes for both of us, we finally parted ways, and she was on the road again back to Virginia.
As an aside, later, this exchange would happen between us this past weekend:
Lady: "The GPS took me down some really strange roads. It took me through what my aunt and uncle would refer to as 'the hollow,' or something. I got to see the real redneck side of West Virginia, with broken-down cars, loose dogs running around, and unsupervised children running around yards in nothing but diapers."
Me: "What, like Morgantown's student housing section? Sunnyside or something?" (note: this joke is doubly funny if you know what Sunnyside is/was like.)
Lady: "No, it was out by your house, before I got back to town. I went the same way we took to get into town, but halfway down the mountain it had me veer to the right down some back road or something. I can't remember what it was called. School or something."
Me: "...oh good god it took you down Summer School Road."
Lady: "Yeah, that's it!"
Summer School Road is a very, very winding and steep mountain back road between Morgantown and my parents' house. As Lady said, it would be best summarized as part of "the hollow," and her description of the houses/people along said road is quite accurate. Of all of the different roads, landmarks, people and places around my family home, it is one of those backwoods roads that is absolutely representative of the the stereotypical West Virginia redneck lifestyle. For the most part, anyway. The closer you get to Morgantown, the nicer the houses become.
Ahem. Anyway.
So, Lady left on her trip back to Virginia. A few minutes later, Mom found me standing in the yard in front of the porch, staring off into the distance.
"What's wrong?" Mom asked me, even though I'm pretty sure she already knew the answer to that question.
"I really wish she didn't have to leave," I replied.
This was truer than anyone else realized; while the time Lady had spent with me and my parents in West Virginia had been wonderful, I have already mentioned that because of her travel schedule, she would miss the party my parents were having at the house that afternoon. It had definitely been fun to go out with Andrea and Shainna (a picture of Andrea and Lady I took of them together, which I entitled "my two favorite women in the world," is my desktop wallpaper right now), but since the proverbial cat was out of the bag when it came to my friends knowing about Lady at this point, I wished I could have...ahem...shown her off a little to the rest of my friends and family. I know I'll get the chance eventually, of course, but still.
My dad and I went into Morgantown shortly after Lady left, in order to pick up last-minute party supplies (a cheesecake for the dessert, some fruits for a fruit tray, some ice for the cooler, etc). I texted Andrea and told her to come out to the house whenever she wanted or could, even if it was before the 4PM party "start time," partially because I was lonely and wanted to spend as much time with my sister as possible, but also because my mother loves Andrea and basically already knows everything about her I've shared here over the years, as she reads this blog.
While shopping with my dad, I found -- just sitting on the shelf -- a champagne-sized bottle of some sort of "special reserve" version of Blue Moon beer. I can't remember what it was called (for good reason), but it was supposed to be stronger and darker than the normal version, so I stuck it in the cart. I figured hell, this is my vacation, my lady love has just gone back home, and I will now be surrounded by family and family friends who will probably spend the evening interrogating me about my life. Let's get drunk.
Please note: I don't really drink. Like, ever. I can count on one hand the number of times I've been drunk since I started grad school, with the vast majority of those occasions being within my first year (and first semester, really, for obvious reasons). It's not like it's a hobby or anything, even though I'm a writer (and a poet at that). I just have no real desire to drink most of the time, not even when/if really depressed. But again, y'know, vacation. So without even knowing how much it cost, I stuck it in the cart, told my dad I'd pay for it if it was expensive, etc.
I won $10 on a scratch-off lottery ticket a few minutes later -- which, ironically, was how much said bottle of beer cost.
Anyway.
We returned home to finish preparing for the party. While waiting for Andrea to arrive (eventually, I mean) I sat on the front porch and cracked open this beer. This massive, massive beer. And within ten minutes I had emptied it.
It was, as you'll recall, the size of a champagne bottle. And I believe it was 12% abv. And I don't really drink, which means that you can guess what this huge bottle of beer did to me, especially on an empty stomach.
I walked back into the house and said, "Well, that was good. Now I'm drunk." And I dropped the bottle into the trash can. Yep. I actually did this.
I wasn't really drunk, but I had a good buzz going. Something that may be hard for most of my friends to understand is that I abhor drinking and actively try to avoid it most of the time, as said before, but when I do drink, I tend to drink to excess because the buzz makes me really happy and loosened up. Because of this, understandably, I get geezed.
I proceeded to drink three more normal-sized beers in rapid succession, so quickly and on such a mission to do so that I can't even remember what they were. I think one of them was a Yuengling Porter, but the others? Who knows. Andrea was the first to arrive, and she got to see me drunk for the first time ever (shocking, I know, as Andrea and I have been friends for a very long time). I slowed down, though; Brittany arrived soon thereafter, as did all of my family, my godparents, and important family friends that I so did not want to be a sloppy mess in front of. One good thing about being an English major (and teacher, and poet, etc) is that even when inebriated, with focus I can appear to be completely sober, as I am an eloquent speaker anyhow. Ahem, so I, um...I appeared sober while I was actually slowly sobering up. About an hour into the party, I was perfectly fine. That's another good thing about when I drink -- I must have some sort of super-liver, because I sober up quite rapidly, regardless of what I've drank or how fast, if I just stop. I don't know if it's genetics or what, but it's always been like that for me. So, by around 5:30 or so, I was right as rain.
The party, at its most populated, had about forty people attending it all at once. For the vast majority of it, I sat at the picnic table with Andrea and Brittany. I am made anxious by social situations, and most of the people there were my parents' friends, not my own. I did spend some time with the family, but that was later and after most of the parents' friends had left. Most of them barely spoke to me, but eh, that was fine. I heard the line "Hey, you're not in Kansas anymore" at least four times, and I internally twitched a little harder every time I did. Let's just say I was glad I was drinking before the party, because otherwise I would've been completely miserable. As it was, I had fun.
Most of the crowd dispersed around 8 or so, and went home -- including Andrea and Brittany. My dad's kids (read: my siblings) stuck around longer to relax and hang out, and I got some quiet time with them around the house -- they stayed until around 10 or so, roughly, despite the fact that they had an hour-long drive home. I didn't stay up too much later after everyone left; I was tired and sort of lonely without Lady there, so I called her to make sure she made it home safely to Virginia, which she had (my parents have free long-distance on their phones to basically anywhere) and very soon after, went to bed.
That was my Sunday. I didn't sleep that well, as I recall; I'd gotten used to sleeping with Lady over the previous two nights, and I tend to fall into a sort of pattern when we sleep together -- namely, both of us sleep like rocks (as previously mentioned), and after we part ways for however many days or weeks when we both go back to school, both of us tend to have a little trouble getting back into the groove of sleeping alone again. This usually means that I have to mentally and physically exhaust myself before I go to bed, otherwise I'll just lay on the bed staring at the ceiling. When I'm at my parents' house, I have no way to mentally/physically exhaust myself -- when I'm home, it usually entails doing a lot of writing/homework/chores/cleaning, etc. I can't really do that on a visit to West Virginia. So, needless to say, I tossed and turned all night.
Monday, when I awakened, was mostly uneventful. We'd decided before that we would visit my grandmother on Tuesday afternoon, and that evening we'd have dinner with my former boss from when I worked in the WVU Department of Microbiology, Immunology, and Cell Biology for five years. This left Monday as basically my "free day" of being at home with nothing to do. And for fuck's sake, I sorely needed that. Since Friday I'd been doing nothing but running around, and I was running myself ragged. When combining all the travel time with all the time with Lady and then the party, I had basically fried myself. I needed a day to recuperate. I haven't had a day just alone with my parents, at my childhood home, since 2006. I never realized that until this trip -- the previous two trips I'd made out there, the ex had come with me, and until Sunday night, I had Lady there with me -- as well as everyone at the party. For the first time in almost six full years, I was alone at the house with my parents.
And suddenly, I just felt this deep sense of restlessness. I don't know why. Perhaps it's because I was home, perhaps it's because I was worried about Lady's train trip back out here, perhaps it's because it felt so familiar to the situation I lived in for many many years -- just me and the parents. I remained restless for most of the day.
My mother at this point asked me what I wanted for dinner -- she wanted to cook me at least one home-cooked meal while I was home. I told her she didn't have to, of course, since she'd been cooking for the party since Saturday (and there were plenty of leftovers), but she insisted. To keep it basic and easy, I told her I'd be happy with steaks on the grill and baked potatoes, or something like that, just to minimize cooking/cleaning time. So that's what we decided to do. The problem? My parents, shockingly enough, did not have steaks in the house. This surprised me, as when it comes to food, my mother has basically prepped for ten years of nuclear winter. You folks should see the pantry in my parents' home -- I'm not kidding.
So, because of this, my dad and I decided to go out looking for steaks. This served a dual purpose, as the ladies at the local grocery store I worked at in '05-06 wanted to see me -- Mom had told them I was coming to town to visit, and I told them that whenever I visited, I would come up to see them. We also got to go to the new Walmart in the Kingwood area, a place that had not yet been completed when I moved out of West Virginia. At the Walmart, I found a Beatles t-shirt and a pair of DC Comics pajama pants, both on clearance, and I bought my mother one of those green ceramic frying pans -- but we found no steaks (my dad found some at the grocery store while I was visiting with the ladies there). We came home, had dinner, and made the plans for the next day. No big deal, and it was a mostly relaxing day with the parents.
While all of this was happening, however, Lady had boarded the train back to the midwest, and had been out of contact/cell phone service most of the day as she rode through the mountains by rail. She was technically supposed to be back in school that Monday (the 19th) but that was the earliest train she could get. The train ride was, as mentioned before, 36 hours long with two stops -- one in D.C. (I believe; correct me if I'm wrong, babe, since you read this too), and the other in Chicago. As our cell phones are really the only way we keep in contact when we're outside our homes and away from our computers, I figured that since I'd bought the refill card on Saturday while shopping with Andrea and Shainna, it was time to use it.
Except it didn't work.
I will refer you to my previous post, when I told the story of buying said T-Mobile refill card at Kmart, and it flashed on the screen saying that the activation had failed. The cashier had told me that happened with every card they activated, and that it was just what their registers did. Well, the registers were right. The card hadn't been activated, and upon looking at my receipt from that day at Kmart, it even said "ACTIVATION: FAILED" on it, yet the cashier sold it to me anyway.
So here I was, half an hour out of Morgantown on top of a mountain, out $50 cash I'd paid for the card, and unable to text Lady back and forth for travel updates.
Also of note: Lady has a Droid. It's a nice phone, despite the problems she has with it at times (short battery life, some of the apps crash for no real reason). She has unlimited calling/texting as well, because she has a plan. I don't. Since 2006 I've had a T-Mobile prepaid phone -- it still has my original Missouri phone number from when I lived there -- and up until recently, I never needed anything else. I rarely used my phone. When I did, it was to either call my parents or grandmother, or to text a friend or two in the department maybe once or twice a week at most. One $50 phone card lasted me almost a full year. Now I've bought three of them in the past three months or so. At this point I might as well get a plan of some sort.
But. That's neither here nor there.
So, in addition to the plans of going to see my grandmother and going to dinner with my former boss, I had yet another thing to do -- namely, go back to Kmart with the card and my receipt, and get them to properly activate the fucking thing, as I'd paid $50 for what amounted to a little cardboard card. Just add it to the list of running around things, I thought. We made tentative plans to leave early in the morning and get all of that stuff taken care of, go see my grandmother in the mid-afternoon, and then meet up with my boss at the local Mexican place at 4:30. I called Lady that night from the house phone to check in with her, as my phone minutes were completely emptied, and she was going through more mountains at the time, so the call got cut off about halfway through. But she was okay, at least, which was a plus.
And that was my Monday. Stay tuned, folks, for the next chapter -- when I discuss the last day in West Virginia and my trip home...as well as all of the other crazy stuff that happened over the course of the rest of my week.
Monday, March 26, 2012
More Whirlwinds, Part III: The Shopping
Spring semester: day fifty
Despite the fact that we were up late, Lady and I woke up the next morning, Saturday the 17th, fairly early -- around 9:30 or so. Neither of us could sleep any more, and I was not used to sleeping again in my bed back home; it's much, well, harder than the bed I have here in Kansas, and smaller (it's a full instead of a king), so sleeping on it gave me a bit of a backache. It didn't seem to bother Lady, though, which was good.
That morning, once we got up and about, Lady met my mother -- and my mother loved her immediately. This was an immense comfort to me, because while I wasn't nervous or anything like that, really, I've only introduced two other women I've been in a relationship with at the time to my mother. Even though I don't need her "approval" of the women I date, or anything like that, it's been clear over the ten years or so that I have been in a few relationships that my mother had some points of contention with the others, primarily because the women I've been with in the past have been so unlike her in so many ways that their personalities tended to clash -- either immediately, or after a while. Though Lady is not like my mother either, they at least share a lot of common interests and discussion topics, and Lady loves her sense of humor and general demeanor, and the same goes for my mother on Lady's own humor and demeanor. Because of this, I was made completely at ease very quickly.
I've also said in the past that my mother trusts my judgment, if at times (quietly) begrudgingly. She always has; she knows if I want to bring someone home to meet her and my dad that said person is really important to me, and someone I'm proud to "show off" to them. In the back of her mind I'm sure she also knows that there's a lot of trust involved, or implied at the very least, in doing so. My parents have only met a handful of my friends, let alone romantic interests. My point is that my parents didn't have to like Lady, but both of them did. A lot.
Anyway.
We had breakfast, my uncle called (and I couldn't get off the phone with him for a good, oh, forty minutes) and we got ready to leave the house. To do what, you may ask? Well, a full month prior to the trip-- long before Lady and I made our arrangements to meet my parents -- Andrea and I had made plans to galavant around Morgantown and go shopping, have lunch, and basically do what would be classified to most as "girly things" together. While I am not a very girly man (though some would probably try to vehemently debate that, as I am a poet, I like to smell pretty, and I spend way too much time on my hair oh god Brandon stop typing, stop typing), Andrea is my "sister" and my best friend, so really it's like going shopping with my little sister and doing all sorts of fun things with her. It's become sort of a tradition that whenever I'm in town, both of us stop whatever we're doing and spend a day shopping, enjoying the weather, going to all sorts of different places that I can only visit when I'm back home, such as up and down Morgantown's High Street (the main street in town), Gabes (a discount clothing/department store), etc.
In the weeks leading up to the trip, our mutual friend Shainna decided to come into town from Charleston that weekend as well, not only because it was St. Patrick's Day weekend but because she hadn't seen me in about six or seven years (basically since I graduated from WVU). We had also learned in the past week or so prior to the trip that Shainna had finally gotten pregnant, after months of trying with her husband, so we had that to celebrate as well. When Lady and I made our plans, it added another bonus to the shopping trip -- it's not like I'd go without her, so not only would we have fun BUT Andrea and Shainna would be able to meet the lovely woman I've been so enamored with for some time now.
Note: Andrea knows everything about Lady and I, and I mean everything; as Andrea is my most trusted friend, my best friend, my sister, Lady long ago gave me permission to tell Andrea anything and everything about our relationship, which made me really happy -- because keeping it all in was really difficult. Andrea loves her and is very happy for us, by the way, but we'll get to that a bit later.
So, with Shainna coming to town and with Lady there with me, we had two more people on our shopping trip than we were originally planning, which thrilled me. I texted Andrea for the timeframe, and then called her to confirm -- we were scheduled to meet for lunch at 12:30 at a new restaurant on High Street called "The Golden Finch." I'd never heard of it until Andrea told me about it a few weeks ago, but I was told that it was very, very good -- so Lady and I got ready for the day, hopped into the borrowed Prius, and made our way down the mountain to Morgantown.
We met Andrea and Shainna at the Golden Finch and had lunch, and both of them immediately loved Lady. The feeling was mutual, as well -- Lady got along with them very quickly, and all of us had a fantastic lunch. I had some sort of grilled chicken/curry rice dish, and Lady got a ciabatta sandwich with chicken and andouille sausage on it. It was really good -- I know this because when Lady left the next day, she forgot to take the other half with her, and I had it for my lunch on Sunday. But again, I'm getting ahead of myself.
It was a gorgeous (but hot) eighty-degree day in Morgantown. It was also St. Patrick's Day, so the streets were lined with hundreds of rapidly-drunkening college students (ah, WVU, how I miss your party school environment at times) wearing goofy green clothing. We parked the Prius in the Pleasant Street parking lot, but neither of us had a lot of pocket change so I had to go feed the meter again in the middle of lunch -- but it was still a really delightful lunch, and I got to meet Andrea's friend Rachel as well, who stopped by to eat after running some sort of marathon that morning. We had a blast, the food was good (and inexpensive), and afterwards we made plans to meet up at Gabes.
I've written a little about Gabes before here in the blog, not only in this entry but in previous years (all of the posts of which have now been long-deleted). Gabes is short for Gabriel Brothers, and it's a chain of stores based in Morgantown, but which appear all around the area. Most of the stuff they sell (now, anyway) are overstocks from different department store chains and clothing companies, but in the 80s and 90s it used to be a fairly sketchy place. People looked down on anyone who shopped there because they would sell shirts with three arms, pants with no zippers, jeans and shoes with holes in them that weren't supposed to be there, etc. Now it's become a much, much more refined place, and it's really no longer looked down upon to shop there because of the quality of the stuff they get now. While growing up (and even in my college and post-college years) the vast majority of my wardrobe came from there; I wouldn't be the fashionable person I am [insert uproarious laughter here] if it weren't for Gabes. Most of the clothing I've purchased from Gabes over the years, even back to high school and middle school, remains in my wardrobe today -- especially in my collection of shirts and shorts. Every time I'm in town and I go back there, I tend to spend about $100 on new stuff, which my parents then have the pleasure (sarcasm intended) of shipping back to the midwest for me, as I never have room to take it on the plane.
This time, I spent about $50 there with Lady, and mostly on stuff for her (I insisted). She did pick out a really neat shirt for me, though -- I don't know what company made it, but it was a t-shirt that has buttons at the collar and an all-over print with the dictionary definition of "industrial progression." It's really cool-looking, and I like it a lot. It'll be fun to wear when I teach my students, who are all engineering majors. I also found a $4 pair of rubber flip-flops, because in my sneakers my feet were killing me from all the walking. I'd made the mistake of wearing my black skate shoes to West Virginia, and while they are comfortable to wear and drive in, there's no arch support in them, and they're not comfortable for lots of standing or walking. I ended up wearing the new flip-flops for the rest of my trip out there, only switching them out for the other shoes when I flew back home (my big shoes wouldn't fit in my backpack for the plane).
For Lady, we found a nice pair of Puma running shoes that she adored, some hair bows (she loves bows), some socks, and maybe one or two other little things -- I can't remember everything we bought, because Shainna and Andrea used our cart as well, so it was piled high when we got to the checkout lane. People must've thought we were insane. Which, in itself, is highly amusing. The girls got a lot of stuff, which made them pretty happy. I have to say, going shopping with those three women was one of the highlights of my year thus far. It was one of the best, greatest experiences I've had in a long, long time.
And then there was the sauce.
Let me explain.
One of the reasons Shainna came up from Charleston to visit with us over the weekend was because she wanted to spend time with me and Andrea, and meet Lady, but the other was because of spaghetti sauce. I'm not kidding. She eats a specific kind of spaghetti sauce (I believe it was one of the Ragu flavors, though I'm not certain) and the only place she could find it was in the Kmart in Morgantown. Yes, she did a store search. Again, not kidding. Kmart is right next door to Gabes, so we were planning to go there anyway -- I needed to get a card with which to refill my phone minutes, and Shainna needed her sauce. Besides, I've been to a Kmart store only once since moving to Kansas -- they only have like two of them here within an hour or two's drive. One is in Hutchinson, about 45 minutes from here, and the other is waaaaay out in the middle of nowhere by the airport in Wichita. If there are others, I don't know about them.
Anyway, we got the sauce. Shainna bought every jar on the shelf -- ten or twelve of them I think; I don't remember. It filled the bottom of the cart, though. Then we wandered the store; I found a pair of dressy flats for Lady, because she needed a new pair of flats. She pleaded with me playfully not to get them, but I wouldn't take no for an answer. She loved them, and I'd already told her I'd get her anything she wanted the entire day we were shopping. And then there was this photo:
Yes, that is Shainna (and her sauce, in the cart) on the left, and me on the right, lounging on really expensive, but really comfy patio furniture in the middle of the aisle at Kmart. Andrea took the photo. We're classy people.
When we checked out, me with my phone card and Lady's shoes, the lady at the register activated the phone card, and it said "activation failed." She cleared the screen and said not to worry about it, that it always does that when someone gets a card there. I didn't think much about it, because hey, if it always happens, then it's not a problem, right? Right.
Trust me, this will become more important as the story goes along.
After we were finished at Kmart, it was getting dark and Lady and I were both tired. We said our farewells to Shainna and Andrea, and headed back up the mountain in the Prius -- I would see Andrea again the next day at the party my parents were throwing for me (that'll be my next post), but Shainna would go home the next morning. As for Lady and I, it would be our last night together in West Virginia; she would have to return to Virginia the next day in order to get the train back to school out here on Monday morning, and wouldn't be able to stay for the party either. So, since it would be our last night together for at least a week, and the last night she'd be able to spend time with my parents, that's what we did -- we had dinner at home and spent hours on the couch and on the front porch with my parents. Those few hours were very nice, very relaxing hours. My parents got to know (and love) Lady better, and Lady was able to be at ease and get to know them more as well. It was really fun; I can't remember the last time I was so at ease around my parents and comfortable, which is fairly strange because most of the time when I'm at home I'm a bundle of nerves and really stressed out (trust me, Lady can attest to this -- she saw it firsthand).
Eventually, long after dark, we both showered and went to bed. And that was our Saturday. I don't remember when we eventually fell asleep; it was probably mid-conversation in the dark, actually. We were so tired and the previous two days had taken a collective toll on us both, what with my flights and running around and her driving up from Virginia, then the day of running around shopping. Again, we slept like rocks.
So. There you have it; there's Part III. I'll try to cover both Sunday and Monday in Part IV, in order to speed this process along a little bit.
Despite the fact that we were up late, Lady and I woke up the next morning, Saturday the 17th, fairly early -- around 9:30 or so. Neither of us could sleep any more, and I was not used to sleeping again in my bed back home; it's much, well, harder than the bed I have here in Kansas, and smaller (it's a full instead of a king), so sleeping on it gave me a bit of a backache. It didn't seem to bother Lady, though, which was good.
That morning, once we got up and about, Lady met my mother -- and my mother loved her immediately. This was an immense comfort to me, because while I wasn't nervous or anything like that, really, I've only introduced two other women I've been in a relationship with at the time to my mother. Even though I don't need her "approval" of the women I date, or anything like that, it's been clear over the ten years or so that I have been in a few relationships that my mother had some points of contention with the others, primarily because the women I've been with in the past have been so unlike her in so many ways that their personalities tended to clash -- either immediately, or after a while. Though Lady is not like my mother either, they at least share a lot of common interests and discussion topics, and Lady loves her sense of humor and general demeanor, and the same goes for my mother on Lady's own humor and demeanor. Because of this, I was made completely at ease very quickly.
I've also said in the past that my mother trusts my judgment, if at times (quietly) begrudgingly. She always has; she knows if I want to bring someone home to meet her and my dad that said person is really important to me, and someone I'm proud to "show off" to them. In the back of her mind I'm sure she also knows that there's a lot of trust involved, or implied at the very least, in doing so. My parents have only met a handful of my friends, let alone romantic interests. My point is that my parents didn't have to like Lady, but both of them did. A lot.
Anyway.
We had breakfast, my uncle called (and I couldn't get off the phone with him for a good, oh, forty minutes) and we got ready to leave the house. To do what, you may ask? Well, a full month prior to the trip-- long before Lady and I made our arrangements to meet my parents -- Andrea and I had made plans to galavant around Morgantown and go shopping, have lunch, and basically do what would be classified to most as "girly things" together. While I am not a very girly man (though some would probably try to vehemently debate that, as I am a poet, I like to smell pretty, and I spend way too much time on my hair oh god Brandon stop typing, stop typing), Andrea is my "sister" and my best friend, so really it's like going shopping with my little sister and doing all sorts of fun things with her. It's become sort of a tradition that whenever I'm in town, both of us stop whatever we're doing and spend a day shopping, enjoying the weather, going to all sorts of different places that I can only visit when I'm back home, such as up and down Morgantown's High Street (the main street in town), Gabes (a discount clothing/department store), etc.
In the weeks leading up to the trip, our mutual friend Shainna decided to come into town from Charleston that weekend as well, not only because it was St. Patrick's Day weekend but because she hadn't seen me in about six or seven years (basically since I graduated from WVU). We had also learned in the past week or so prior to the trip that Shainna had finally gotten pregnant, after months of trying with her husband, so we had that to celebrate as well. When Lady and I made our plans, it added another bonus to the shopping trip -- it's not like I'd go without her, so not only would we have fun BUT Andrea and Shainna would be able to meet the lovely woman I've been so enamored with for some time now.
Note: Andrea knows everything about Lady and I, and I mean everything; as Andrea is my most trusted friend, my best friend, my sister, Lady long ago gave me permission to tell Andrea anything and everything about our relationship, which made me really happy -- because keeping it all in was really difficult. Andrea loves her and is very happy for us, by the way, but we'll get to that a bit later.
So, with Shainna coming to town and with Lady there with me, we had two more people on our shopping trip than we were originally planning, which thrilled me. I texted Andrea for the timeframe, and then called her to confirm -- we were scheduled to meet for lunch at 12:30 at a new restaurant on High Street called "The Golden Finch." I'd never heard of it until Andrea told me about it a few weeks ago, but I was told that it was very, very good -- so Lady and I got ready for the day, hopped into the borrowed Prius, and made our way down the mountain to Morgantown.
We met Andrea and Shainna at the Golden Finch and had lunch, and both of them immediately loved Lady. The feeling was mutual, as well -- Lady got along with them very quickly, and all of us had a fantastic lunch. I had some sort of grilled chicken/curry rice dish, and Lady got a ciabatta sandwich with chicken and andouille sausage on it. It was really good -- I know this because when Lady left the next day, she forgot to take the other half with her, and I had it for my lunch on Sunday. But again, I'm getting ahead of myself.
It was a gorgeous (but hot) eighty-degree day in Morgantown. It was also St. Patrick's Day, so the streets were lined with hundreds of rapidly-drunkening college students (ah, WVU, how I miss your party school environment at times) wearing goofy green clothing. We parked the Prius in the Pleasant Street parking lot, but neither of us had a lot of pocket change so I had to go feed the meter again in the middle of lunch -- but it was still a really delightful lunch, and I got to meet Andrea's friend Rachel as well, who stopped by to eat after running some sort of marathon that morning. We had a blast, the food was good (and inexpensive), and afterwards we made plans to meet up at Gabes.
I've written a little about Gabes before here in the blog, not only in this entry but in previous years (all of the posts of which have now been long-deleted). Gabes is short for Gabriel Brothers, and it's a chain of stores based in Morgantown, but which appear all around the area. Most of the stuff they sell (now, anyway) are overstocks from different department store chains and clothing companies, but in the 80s and 90s it used to be a fairly sketchy place. People looked down on anyone who shopped there because they would sell shirts with three arms, pants with no zippers, jeans and shoes with holes in them that weren't supposed to be there, etc. Now it's become a much, much more refined place, and it's really no longer looked down upon to shop there because of the quality of the stuff they get now. While growing up (and even in my college and post-college years) the vast majority of my wardrobe came from there; I wouldn't be the fashionable person I am [insert uproarious laughter here] if it weren't for Gabes. Most of the clothing I've purchased from Gabes over the years, even back to high school and middle school, remains in my wardrobe today -- especially in my collection of shirts and shorts. Every time I'm in town and I go back there, I tend to spend about $100 on new stuff, which my parents then have the pleasure (sarcasm intended) of shipping back to the midwest for me, as I never have room to take it on the plane.
This time, I spent about $50 there with Lady, and mostly on stuff for her (I insisted). She did pick out a really neat shirt for me, though -- I don't know what company made it, but it was a t-shirt that has buttons at the collar and an all-over print with the dictionary definition of "industrial progression." It's really cool-looking, and I like it a lot. It'll be fun to wear when I teach my students, who are all engineering majors. I also found a $4 pair of rubber flip-flops, because in my sneakers my feet were killing me from all the walking. I'd made the mistake of wearing my black skate shoes to West Virginia, and while they are comfortable to wear and drive in, there's no arch support in them, and they're not comfortable for lots of standing or walking. I ended up wearing the new flip-flops for the rest of my trip out there, only switching them out for the other shoes when I flew back home (my big shoes wouldn't fit in my backpack for the plane).
For Lady, we found a nice pair of Puma running shoes that she adored, some hair bows (she loves bows), some socks, and maybe one or two other little things -- I can't remember everything we bought, because Shainna and Andrea used our cart as well, so it was piled high when we got to the checkout lane. People must've thought we were insane. Which, in itself, is highly amusing. The girls got a lot of stuff, which made them pretty happy. I have to say, going shopping with those three women was one of the highlights of my year thus far. It was one of the best, greatest experiences I've had in a long, long time.
And then there was the sauce.
Let me explain.
One of the reasons Shainna came up from Charleston to visit with us over the weekend was because she wanted to spend time with me and Andrea, and meet Lady, but the other was because of spaghetti sauce. I'm not kidding. She eats a specific kind of spaghetti sauce (I believe it was one of the Ragu flavors, though I'm not certain) and the only place she could find it was in the Kmart in Morgantown. Yes, she did a store search. Again, not kidding. Kmart is right next door to Gabes, so we were planning to go there anyway -- I needed to get a card with which to refill my phone minutes, and Shainna needed her sauce. Besides, I've been to a Kmart store only once since moving to Kansas -- they only have like two of them here within an hour or two's drive. One is in Hutchinson, about 45 minutes from here, and the other is waaaaay out in the middle of nowhere by the airport in Wichita. If there are others, I don't know about them.
Anyway, we got the sauce. Shainna bought every jar on the shelf -- ten or twelve of them I think; I don't remember. It filled the bottom of the cart, though. Then we wandered the store; I found a pair of dressy flats for Lady, because she needed a new pair of flats. She pleaded with me playfully not to get them, but I wouldn't take no for an answer. She loved them, and I'd already told her I'd get her anything she wanted the entire day we were shopping. And then there was this photo:
Yes, that is Shainna (and her sauce, in the cart) on the left, and me on the right, lounging on really expensive, but really comfy patio furniture in the middle of the aisle at Kmart. Andrea took the photo. We're classy people.When we checked out, me with my phone card and Lady's shoes, the lady at the register activated the phone card, and it said "activation failed." She cleared the screen and said not to worry about it, that it always does that when someone gets a card there. I didn't think much about it, because hey, if it always happens, then it's not a problem, right? Right.
Trust me, this will become more important as the story goes along.
After we were finished at Kmart, it was getting dark and Lady and I were both tired. We said our farewells to Shainna and Andrea, and headed back up the mountain in the Prius -- I would see Andrea again the next day at the party my parents were throwing for me (that'll be my next post), but Shainna would go home the next morning. As for Lady and I, it would be our last night together in West Virginia; she would have to return to Virginia the next day in order to get the train back to school out here on Monday morning, and wouldn't be able to stay for the party either. So, since it would be our last night together for at least a week, and the last night she'd be able to spend time with my parents, that's what we did -- we had dinner at home and spent hours on the couch and on the front porch with my parents. Those few hours were very nice, very relaxing hours. My parents got to know (and love) Lady better, and Lady was able to be at ease and get to know them more as well. It was really fun; I can't remember the last time I was so at ease around my parents and comfortable, which is fairly strange because most of the time when I'm at home I'm a bundle of nerves and really stressed out (trust me, Lady can attest to this -- she saw it firsthand).
Eventually, long after dark, we both showered and went to bed. And that was our Saturday. I don't remember when we eventually fell asleep; it was probably mid-conversation in the dark, actually. We were so tired and the previous two days had taken a collective toll on us both, what with my flights and running around and her driving up from Virginia, then the day of running around shopping. Again, we slept like rocks.
So. There you have it; there's Part III. I'll try to cover both Sunday and Monday in Part IV, in order to speed this process along a little bit.
Sunday, March 25, 2012
More Whirlwinds, Part II: Meet the Parents
Days of Spring Break remaining: one
As you folks may (or may not, since I've been so quiet) have assumed, I have safely ventured to, and returned from, West Virginia over my Spring Break. I've been back for four days now, but in those four days I've been quite busy. Busy with what, you may ask? Well, here's the entire story. Of everything that's happened in the past ten days. I'm not going to post it all at once (doing so would take hours to write and would create a blog post that would easily span ten pages if typed into a word processor), but instead in segments -- probably three or four more after this one, depending on how long it takes to tell the whole story. Suffice it to say that there is a lot to be covered about my trip. Really, really a lot.
Also: because this story won't make any sense unless I divulge this information (not that the vast majority of my blog's readers don't know it anyway), I've decided that it's time to let you folks in on the secret I've been keeping from you, the one that's made me so happy as of late -- I have been seeing someone new. Yes, I am in a relationship. With a girl. And she's wonderful, sweet, (fairly) local, and I am very, very happy. I am happier in my life than I've been for a long, long time -- which if you're a regular reader of this blog, you should already know. The two of us have been together for a while now.
I've kept this quiet until now for a multitude of reasons. For one, she and I have been keeping it low-key, under-the-radar, and we're both fairly private people about this sort of thing. It's really nobody's business but ours, and both of us intend to keep it that way. As mentioned before, the only reason I'm writing about it is because the story of my Spring Break -- both here at home and in West Virginia -- won't make any sense unless I mention this. To those of you who already knew about our relationship, you're probably sarcastically thinking "wow, shocker," right now. And, to be fair, most of you who already know this information know it because, well, you've met the girl already. Ahem. But we'll get to that.
Anyway. For the purposes of this blog, I will give her the codename of Lady, because that's what she is. She's my lady, I'm her man, and we're not defining ourselves as anything more than that in the confines of our relationship. Besides, Lady is a regal sort of codename. Like lady of the house or something like that.
Again, anyway. Let's begin the story.
Thursday night (the 15th), I was talking to Lady before I went to bed. To make this story make a little more sense, I should also mention that she originally hails from the east coast (which, of course, better explains my plans to look for work/teaching opportunities in New England and the Mid-Atlantic), but goes to school out here. However, while my spring break was just starting, hers was ending. Well, sort of ending, anyway. Because she has family in Virginia whom she was visiting at the time, and I was flying to West Virginia in the morning, she came up with what she thought was a "crazy, outlandish idea."
This idea was that since we were both going to be on the same side of the country at the same time, which would never happen otherwise unless we were to go out there together, that she should borrow her aunt's Prius and drive up to meet my parents while we were both still (relatively) close to each other on that side of the country before she had to return to the midwest again for school. This idea would entail not only getting permission from her aunt to borrow the Prius for the weekend, but would mean that all of a sudden, after barely telling my parents about her a few weeks prior, that I would have to ask my parents "Hey, do you want to meet my new ladyfriend when I'm in town?" and have them say yes as well. As it was going to be a lot of driving for Lady (seven hours, one way, in a Prius) this permission from both parties was, needless to say, important, as her own car was still out here at school, parked at the dorm parking lot.
Luckily (very luckily), my parents were fine with the idea, though a bit apprehensive at first -- understandably so. Because of the incredibly long drive Lady would be making, she'd be staying at the house with me, in my room, for at least one night. As a small aside, I wasn't concerned that my parents would nix the idea -- I knew they were curious to meet my new woman, and the arrangements wouldn't be any different than when my ex used to fly out to West Virginia with me to visit, which we did twice over the time I've been living out here. The only real difference would be that Lady and I would be traveling separately, though the end result would be the same.
Lady, of course, got permission to borrow the Prius for the weekend, as her aunt already adores me from everything she's told her about me, and tentative plans were set before I went to bed that Thursday night: I'd arrive on the ground in Pittsburgh, and she would be on the road shortly thereafter, using her GPS to plot the way to Morgantown (and, eventually, my home), arriving sometime that night. Excited, I went to bed.
On Friday morning (the 16th) I woke up at 1AM. My flight out of Wichita was scheduled to leave at 6. I talked to Lady for a while to cement everything (because she was still up), and then finished all of the preparations of the house -- making sure the cats had enough food/water/litter, locking everything down tight as a drum, etc. -- before leaving the house around 3:30 to drive to the airport.
For those of you who have never been to Wichita's Mid-Continent Airport, it's a really confusing route over three different highways and several access roads to get there, especially from Newton. And because my GPS is old, it gives me (at times) confusing directions. I had to turn around in a Kmart parking lot, then in a JCPenney parking lot, at 4AM, just to be able to get on the right road (twice) that would lead me to the airport. After that nightmare was finished and I'd gotten there safely, I put my car in the long-term parking lot and took a picture of it so I would know where it was. Said picture is now available to be seen in my "Spring Break 2012" photo album on Facebook, as well.
I got into the terminal and printed my boarding passes with about 45 minutes before the plane would take off, only to find the place stuffed with people flying out for their own Spring Break trips. I've flown in and out of Mid-Continent Airport many times; this was waaaaay above-average foot traffic, especially for a little after 5AM. The line for security stretched really, really far down the long hallway, until the TSA people decided to open a second line to lessen the wait.
When I got to the metal detector, I went through it and it buzzed the "you're a terrorist" buzzer. Apparently I had metal on me I didn't know about, even though I'd emptied my pockets and had taken off my shoes. The TSA lady asked me if I was wearing a belt, which I was. I figured that was the problem, took it off and put it through the scanner, and stepped through again. It buzzed again, and then played a little tone.
"Stand right here," the TSA lady said to me in broken English, "you've been randomly selected for additional screening."
Note: this is the first time this has ever happened to me, and my first thought was something along the lines of oh, okay, whatever works. I stood beside the metal detector, but they didn't feel me up or run the wand over me or anything like that. Instead, I was told to step behind the X-ray machine (which I did), and another TSA lady behind the counter swabbed my sneakers and then ran the swabs under what looked like a tricorder from Star Trek. She then looked up at me and smiled, and said, "Okay, sir, you're free to go." So I did. I gathered my things, put them in the appropriate places, and then went to my gate. Apparently, in Wichita, that's all "additional screening" entails. Okay, I'm cool with that.
It was only after I was walking about halfway to my gate, long after passing through security, that I realized my large, shiny metal aviator sunglasses were hanging from the collar of my t-shirt. D'oh. That's why the metal detector kept going off. You think the TSA people would've caught that. Hell, you think I would've caught that as well. But oh well, no harm no foul, and I was ready to get on the plane. I texted Lady and told her that I was boarding, even though she was asleep by that point, and then shut off my phone.
My mother, when she orders me plane tickets to fly out there to visit, will always fly me through Delta. She has experience with Delta, and a long history with them -- in her job she's always handled travel arrangements for the higher-ups, and for the most part she's always flown Delta when she has been able to. Therefore, when she flies me anyplace, about 95% of the time, she flies me on Delta. The only other airline I've flown through on trips home and back was United, which was fine as well.
Delta has a spotty history with customer service, from most of the stuff I know about them. I've never truly had any problems with them, however, despite how many times I've flown on them. Well, not until last Friday, anyway.
I got on the plane fine; it was a tiny little Embraer Canadair Regional Jet, known in the industry as a CRJ. It had less than fifty seats, though there are larger ones that have about 100 or so. This one was a small one; if it were any smaller it would've been a prop plane or a Learjet. I crammed myself into it, and then...sat there. On the tarmac. For half an hour.
This would not have been a problem if I had more than fifty minutes between flights. My flight from Wichita flew into Minneapolis, where I would get a connecting flight to Pittsburgh. I had a fifty-minute window after it touched down where I could get to the next terminal and relax.
"We are going to take off shortly," the pilot said over the intercom, "but we're running a little late this morning and we are seventh in line for takeoff. Should be another ten minutes or so."
This, understandably, made me really nervous -- I'd never flown into Minneapolis before. I had no clue how large or small the airport would be, and would have to quickly find my terminal to get to the next flight, wherever that terminal or gate would be. And I would have to find it in a very short amount of time.
Finally, the plane was in the air and I was on my way. We were, indeed, a little more than half an hour late. Though we were making what the pilot called "good time," I was counting down the minutes that I'd have once I was on the ground in Minneapolis. My only hope was that I would get off the plane, walk forty feet to the next gate, and get on the next one.
This. Is not what happened.
I landed in Minneapolis and found that I was in terminal A once I got off the plane. My connecting flight to Pittsburgh was in terminal C. Terminal C was a tram ride away, a ride that could be a long one. After all, I've flown into and out of Dallas, and their tram goes about three miles or so (or feels like it). I had fifteen minutes before my plane lifted off.
Fuck.
I bolted to the tram, had to wait another three or four minutes for it to show up, and then rode it for another three or four minutes to terminal C, found my gate, and was one of the last ten people to get on my plane to Pittsburgh. No sooner than I had stuffed my bag under the seat in front of me and had buckled my belt, the plane's door was shut and locked, and we were lifting off moments later. I had just made the flight. I was really relieved.
I dozed off on that flight, as I was exhausted (I'd been awake since 1AM, remember?) and when I awakened, we were beginning our final descent into Pittsburgh -- where it was seventy degrees, bright, sunny and gorgeous outside. I met my parents outside in the short term parking, and was really relieved to see them.
"I'm here, we're having lunch with Jane and Wayne, and [Lady] is already on her way to West Virginia," I said.
As I mentioned previously, my parents knew very little about Lady aside from her name and that we'd been together a while. Neither of them are the type to really ask questions about any of that stuff; they know that when I am ready to give them details, I will. Before she and I had made our weekend plans, Lady and I had discussed what to tell our respective parents about each other, and we were still fairly committed to keeping it low-key. She didn't tell her mother about me, for example, until after she'd already left her parents' house and was in Virginia visiting her aunt and uncle; she didn't tell her aunt and uncle about me until the week prior to the trip. Until those plans were made, I was likewise planning to only tell my parents the barest of details -- something along the lines of her name is [Lady], she's wonderful, we've been together a while, she goes to school at [school] and this is how we met...here's a picture of us together, etc etc. The only person who knew the whole story of us was, and still remains, my best friend and "sister," Andrea. A few very close friends, such as Suri, knew a few smaller details, but nothing major.
"So what's the deal with this [Lady] person?" Mom asked me, once we were in the car.
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"Well, who is she? Where is she from? How did you meet? I'd like to know who this person is if she's going to be staying in my home."
Reasonable requests, to be sure. So I gave my parents the brief rundown. My Dad is a pretty go-with-the-flow guy; he doesn't really question anything in a specific sense, but he's happy I've found someone. My answers to my mother's questions -- all of which were up-front and completely truthful, as I am honest, honorable, and can't lie to my mother (not that I would anyway) -- put her at ease almost immediately. At least outwardly, anyhow. Whether she was still apprehensive up until Lady's arrival that night, I don't know, but she didn't show it.
I texted my friends from Pittsburgh, Jane and Wayne, and we made plans to meet for lunch at Red Robin at 1PM. I think. It was something like that. Jane and Wayne have been very, very good friends of mine for many years, and I have written about them at length in this blog on countless occasions. They have always been there for me, and likewise I've done my best to be there for them. When the ex and I broke up, they sent me at least two care packages containing kitchen stuff (knives) and tie-dye materials; when my Xbox died, it was Wayne who gave me his old one, shipping it to me in the mail. For my birthday, they got me a copy of Captain America: The First Avenger and mailed it to me. Suffice it to say that they are wonderful, wonderful people and very dear friends -- and because I haven't seen them in person in seven(!) years, we had made plans almost a month ago to meet up for lunch with my parents once I was on the ground...which we did. My parents loved them, too. Jane later told me that she sees that I have gotten a lot of my sense of humor from my mother, which is probably true. It was a very fun lunch, during which all of us got reeeeeally full of burgers and fries. I love Jane and Wayne; it has been way, way too long since I last saw them, and my fondest hopes are that we don't have to go that long between seeing each other again -- as far as to say that the next time (and every time in the foreseeable future) that I'm in Pittsburgh, all of us should meet up for lunch with my parents. Next time, of course, I will more than likely be traveling with Lady as well, and they'll get to meet her, too.
Meanwhile, on our drive back to Morgantown, I heard from Lady via text-message that she had been delayed in leaving, and that she was just leaving her aunt and uncle's place at around 3PM. This was fine; her GPS would take her straight to Morgantown, and the timeframe was that she'd arrive around 10:30PM or so. The plan that night was to get pizza from our town's best pizza place (which had recently split into two places with different names, but the same pizza) and that way we'd have food in the house for her when she got home, even though we would've eaten beforehand.
When we (finally) got back to Morgantown, I cashed my Kansas State Tax refund at my bank, as in West Virginia I actually have access to my bank, and then spent the afternoon and evening once I got home playing with my parents' cats, seeing my old dog, moving/cleaning wicker furniture with my parents, and sitting on the porch waiting for Lady to give me periodical progress reports on her journey to my house. If it was surreal to travel by plane alone (it was; I've never flown anywhere by myself before), it was even more surreal to be traveling separately from my love, to have her navigate her way to my parents' house in a borrowed Prius, and her never having met my parents before. Let me tell you, that wait was a very strange, very stressful experience.
Every two hours or so, Lady would text me a progress report -- first it was that she had to stop to get some coffee and a little something to eat, the next was that she got lost on a back road and that she'd be about an hour later than she thought she'd be, because her GPS was going nuts. I told her we'd wait to get the pizzas until right before the place closed, and when she got home she could eat because they'd be here and we could heat them up.
And then I heard nothing else from her for about three hours.
Imagine my mindset: my love was driving seven-plus hours in a Prius she didn't own, to a town she'd never been to, in the dark, following one of two GPS units -- her Droid smartphone has one, and the Prius has one built into the dash. And I heard nothing else from her for a long, long time. Needless to say, I was worried. Cell phone reception is horrific in the West Virginia mountains, and for a long time during my visit I had no service whatsoever unless I was in Morgantown proper, where I only had AT&T service. My phone is T-Mobile. Always has been. With only AT&T service I can only access about half of my phone's capabilities, and it screws up the timestamps on all of my texts and calls. Badly.
Anyway.
Around 8:30 that night my parents called in the pizza order for carry-out. We knew at this point that it was possible that Lady wouldn't be reaching Morgantown until after 11, possibly close to midnight, so we made the decision to get the pizza as planned, and if Lady needed directions from Morgantown to the house, we'd either go meet her or plot the route to my parents' house (about 20 minutes to the east of town).
Halfway to town to pick up the pizza, I got a frantic call from Lady telling me that she was still about 2.5 hours away, and that her GPS had gotten her hopelessly lost. She didn't trust the Prius GPS because it was sending her in really strange directions, and her Droid was at 5% battery without a way to charge it. I asked her where she was, where it told her she was, and she gave me the name of a highway I'd never heard of. We gave her an address to a street in Morgantown (Earl Core Road, in Sabraton, which is relatively close to the house) and let her zero in on that. She told me she had found route 7, which was good because it was the road that was not only really long, but would take her to Morgantown (in a roundabout way, but would still get her here) and I told her to follow that, follow the GPS, and to conserve the battery on her phone so that if she had to call me or anyone else in an emergency, she could. This calmed her down, and she said she'd follow the Prius GPS and let me know when she was close. She also said that my parents' street address didn't show up on the Prius GPS, no matter how she plugged it in. My dad and I were staying up for her anyway, so I told her to turn the phone back on and call me once she got into Morgantown, and we'd meet her wherever, and I'd guide her back the rest of the way to my parents' house.
Those next 2.5 hours were torturous, let me tell you. She had been freaked out by the drive, was really tired, and just like me, she hates driving at night. But around 11:15 or so I got a call.
"I'm at the McDonalds in....Sabraton?" she said, after asking the clerk at the counter where she was.
"Perfect," I said. "We'll be there in twenty minutes."
Those twenty minutes were somewhat torturous as well. I hadn't seen the girl in three weeks; she'd been away on her spring break, and her break is two weeks instead of one. The last time she'd been in town was the weekend prior to the beginning of her break -- she'd been back east with her family ever since. We don't tend to stay apart too long if we can avoid it; her school is a few hours from me, and if possible, we try to spend most weekends together in some fashion. For most of March, due to her break and my own schooling, we'd not seen each other that much. Now, not only would we be reunited after being apart for three weeks, but it would be in my hometown, in my childhood home, visiting my parents. I hate to over-use the word "surreal," but this time it definitely applied.
We met with her at the McDonald's and split up -- my dad took his truck back up the mountain alone, and I rode with Lady in the Prius, guiding her to my house. Once we got there, both of us were exhausted, but she got to formally meet my dad in the house, as well as meet my parents' cats and my old dog. My mother had gone to bed, so she wouldn't get to meet her until the morning. Completely worn out, she ate some pizza and we went to bed -- ending a very, very long day for everyone involved. We slept like rocks.
So that's the story of just the first day of my trip back home, travel included. It was one of the most eventful, stress-filled days of my entire life, yet so much got accomplished, and so many good things happened -- including my love arriving safe and sound at my house in West Virginia.
The Toyota Prius is awesome, by the way. I'm so buying one when I have enough money to do so.
As you folks may (or may not, since I've been so quiet) have assumed, I have safely ventured to, and returned from, West Virginia over my Spring Break. I've been back for four days now, but in those four days I've been quite busy. Busy with what, you may ask? Well, here's the entire story. Of everything that's happened in the past ten days. I'm not going to post it all at once (doing so would take hours to write and would create a blog post that would easily span ten pages if typed into a word processor), but instead in segments -- probably three or four more after this one, depending on how long it takes to tell the whole story. Suffice it to say that there is a lot to be covered about my trip. Really, really a lot.
Also: because this story won't make any sense unless I divulge this information (not that the vast majority of my blog's readers don't know it anyway), I've decided that it's time to let you folks in on the secret I've been keeping from you, the one that's made me so happy as of late -- I have been seeing someone new. Yes, I am in a relationship. With a girl. And she's wonderful, sweet, (fairly) local, and I am very, very happy. I am happier in my life than I've been for a long, long time -- which if you're a regular reader of this blog, you should already know. The two of us have been together for a while now.
I've kept this quiet until now for a multitude of reasons. For one, she and I have been keeping it low-key, under-the-radar, and we're both fairly private people about this sort of thing. It's really nobody's business but ours, and both of us intend to keep it that way. As mentioned before, the only reason I'm writing about it is because the story of my Spring Break -- both here at home and in West Virginia -- won't make any sense unless I mention this. To those of you who already knew about our relationship, you're probably sarcastically thinking "wow, shocker," right now. And, to be fair, most of you who already know this information know it because, well, you've met the girl already. Ahem. But we'll get to that.
Anyway. For the purposes of this blog, I will give her the codename of Lady, because that's what she is. She's my lady, I'm her man, and we're not defining ourselves as anything more than that in the confines of our relationship. Besides, Lady is a regal sort of codename. Like lady of the house or something like that.
Again, anyway. Let's begin the story.
Thursday night (the 15th), I was talking to Lady before I went to bed. To make this story make a little more sense, I should also mention that she originally hails from the east coast (which, of course, better explains my plans to look for work/teaching opportunities in New England and the Mid-Atlantic), but goes to school out here. However, while my spring break was just starting, hers was ending. Well, sort of ending, anyway. Because she has family in Virginia whom she was visiting at the time, and I was flying to West Virginia in the morning, she came up with what she thought was a "crazy, outlandish idea."
This idea was that since we were both going to be on the same side of the country at the same time, which would never happen otherwise unless we were to go out there together, that she should borrow her aunt's Prius and drive up to meet my parents while we were both still (relatively) close to each other on that side of the country before she had to return to the midwest again for school. This idea would entail not only getting permission from her aunt to borrow the Prius for the weekend, but would mean that all of a sudden, after barely telling my parents about her a few weeks prior, that I would have to ask my parents "Hey, do you want to meet my new ladyfriend when I'm in town?" and have them say yes as well. As it was going to be a lot of driving for Lady (seven hours, one way, in a Prius) this permission from both parties was, needless to say, important, as her own car was still out here at school, parked at the dorm parking lot.
Luckily (very luckily), my parents were fine with the idea, though a bit apprehensive at first -- understandably so. Because of the incredibly long drive Lady would be making, she'd be staying at the house with me, in my room, for at least one night. As a small aside, I wasn't concerned that my parents would nix the idea -- I knew they were curious to meet my new woman, and the arrangements wouldn't be any different than when my ex used to fly out to West Virginia with me to visit, which we did twice over the time I've been living out here. The only real difference would be that Lady and I would be traveling separately, though the end result would be the same.
Lady, of course, got permission to borrow the Prius for the weekend, as her aunt already adores me from everything she's told her about me, and tentative plans were set before I went to bed that Thursday night: I'd arrive on the ground in Pittsburgh, and she would be on the road shortly thereafter, using her GPS to plot the way to Morgantown (and, eventually, my home), arriving sometime that night. Excited, I went to bed.
On Friday morning (the 16th) I woke up at 1AM. My flight out of Wichita was scheduled to leave at 6. I talked to Lady for a while to cement everything (because she was still up), and then finished all of the preparations of the house -- making sure the cats had enough food/water/litter, locking everything down tight as a drum, etc. -- before leaving the house around 3:30 to drive to the airport.
For those of you who have never been to Wichita's Mid-Continent Airport, it's a really confusing route over three different highways and several access roads to get there, especially from Newton. And because my GPS is old, it gives me (at times) confusing directions. I had to turn around in a Kmart parking lot, then in a JCPenney parking lot, at 4AM, just to be able to get on the right road (twice) that would lead me to the airport. After that nightmare was finished and I'd gotten there safely, I put my car in the long-term parking lot and took a picture of it so I would know where it was. Said picture is now available to be seen in my "Spring Break 2012" photo album on Facebook, as well.
I got into the terminal and printed my boarding passes with about 45 minutes before the plane would take off, only to find the place stuffed with people flying out for their own Spring Break trips. I've flown in and out of Mid-Continent Airport many times; this was waaaaay above-average foot traffic, especially for a little after 5AM. The line for security stretched really, really far down the long hallway, until the TSA people decided to open a second line to lessen the wait.
When I got to the metal detector, I went through it and it buzzed the "you're a terrorist" buzzer. Apparently I had metal on me I didn't know about, even though I'd emptied my pockets and had taken off my shoes. The TSA lady asked me if I was wearing a belt, which I was. I figured that was the problem, took it off and put it through the scanner, and stepped through again. It buzzed again, and then played a little tone.
"Stand right here," the TSA lady said to me in broken English, "you've been randomly selected for additional screening."
Note: this is the first time this has ever happened to me, and my first thought was something along the lines of oh, okay, whatever works. I stood beside the metal detector, but they didn't feel me up or run the wand over me or anything like that. Instead, I was told to step behind the X-ray machine (which I did), and another TSA lady behind the counter swabbed my sneakers and then ran the swabs under what looked like a tricorder from Star Trek. She then looked up at me and smiled, and said, "Okay, sir, you're free to go." So I did. I gathered my things, put them in the appropriate places, and then went to my gate. Apparently, in Wichita, that's all "additional screening" entails. Okay, I'm cool with that.
It was only after I was walking about halfway to my gate, long after passing through security, that I realized my large, shiny metal aviator sunglasses were hanging from the collar of my t-shirt. D'oh. That's why the metal detector kept going off. You think the TSA people would've caught that. Hell, you think I would've caught that as well. But oh well, no harm no foul, and I was ready to get on the plane. I texted Lady and told her that I was boarding, even though she was asleep by that point, and then shut off my phone.
My mother, when she orders me plane tickets to fly out there to visit, will always fly me through Delta. She has experience with Delta, and a long history with them -- in her job she's always handled travel arrangements for the higher-ups, and for the most part she's always flown Delta when she has been able to. Therefore, when she flies me anyplace, about 95% of the time, she flies me on Delta. The only other airline I've flown through on trips home and back was United, which was fine as well.
Delta has a spotty history with customer service, from most of the stuff I know about them. I've never truly had any problems with them, however, despite how many times I've flown on them. Well, not until last Friday, anyway.
I got on the plane fine; it was a tiny little Embraer Canadair Regional Jet, known in the industry as a CRJ. It had less than fifty seats, though there are larger ones that have about 100 or so. This one was a small one; if it were any smaller it would've been a prop plane or a Learjet. I crammed myself into it, and then...sat there. On the tarmac. For half an hour.
This would not have been a problem if I had more than fifty minutes between flights. My flight from Wichita flew into Minneapolis, where I would get a connecting flight to Pittsburgh. I had a fifty-minute window after it touched down where I could get to the next terminal and relax.
"We are going to take off shortly," the pilot said over the intercom, "but we're running a little late this morning and we are seventh in line for takeoff. Should be another ten minutes or so."
This, understandably, made me really nervous -- I'd never flown into Minneapolis before. I had no clue how large or small the airport would be, and would have to quickly find my terminal to get to the next flight, wherever that terminal or gate would be. And I would have to find it in a very short amount of time.
Finally, the plane was in the air and I was on my way. We were, indeed, a little more than half an hour late. Though we were making what the pilot called "good time," I was counting down the minutes that I'd have once I was on the ground in Minneapolis. My only hope was that I would get off the plane, walk forty feet to the next gate, and get on the next one.
This. Is not what happened.
I landed in Minneapolis and found that I was in terminal A once I got off the plane. My connecting flight to Pittsburgh was in terminal C. Terminal C was a tram ride away, a ride that could be a long one. After all, I've flown into and out of Dallas, and their tram goes about three miles or so (or feels like it). I had fifteen minutes before my plane lifted off.
Fuck.
I bolted to the tram, had to wait another three or four minutes for it to show up, and then rode it for another three or four minutes to terminal C, found my gate, and was one of the last ten people to get on my plane to Pittsburgh. No sooner than I had stuffed my bag under the seat in front of me and had buckled my belt, the plane's door was shut and locked, and we were lifting off moments later. I had just made the flight. I was really relieved.
I dozed off on that flight, as I was exhausted (I'd been awake since 1AM, remember?) and when I awakened, we were beginning our final descent into Pittsburgh -- where it was seventy degrees, bright, sunny and gorgeous outside. I met my parents outside in the short term parking, and was really relieved to see them.
"I'm here, we're having lunch with Jane and Wayne, and [Lady] is already on her way to West Virginia," I said.
As I mentioned previously, my parents knew very little about Lady aside from her name and that we'd been together a while. Neither of them are the type to really ask questions about any of that stuff; they know that when I am ready to give them details, I will. Before she and I had made our weekend plans, Lady and I had discussed what to tell our respective parents about each other, and we were still fairly committed to keeping it low-key. She didn't tell her mother about me, for example, until after she'd already left her parents' house and was in Virginia visiting her aunt and uncle; she didn't tell her aunt and uncle about me until the week prior to the trip. Until those plans were made, I was likewise planning to only tell my parents the barest of details -- something along the lines of her name is [Lady], she's wonderful, we've been together a while, she goes to school at [school] and this is how we met...here's a picture of us together, etc etc. The only person who knew the whole story of us was, and still remains, my best friend and "sister," Andrea. A few very close friends, such as Suri, knew a few smaller details, but nothing major.
"So what's the deal with this [Lady] person?" Mom asked me, once we were in the car.
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"Well, who is she? Where is she from? How did you meet? I'd like to know who this person is if she's going to be staying in my home."
Reasonable requests, to be sure. So I gave my parents the brief rundown. My Dad is a pretty go-with-the-flow guy; he doesn't really question anything in a specific sense, but he's happy I've found someone. My answers to my mother's questions -- all of which were up-front and completely truthful, as I am honest, honorable, and can't lie to my mother (not that I would anyway) -- put her at ease almost immediately. At least outwardly, anyhow. Whether she was still apprehensive up until Lady's arrival that night, I don't know, but she didn't show it.
I texted my friends from Pittsburgh, Jane and Wayne, and we made plans to meet for lunch at Red Robin at 1PM. I think. It was something like that. Jane and Wayne have been very, very good friends of mine for many years, and I have written about them at length in this blog on countless occasions. They have always been there for me, and likewise I've done my best to be there for them. When the ex and I broke up, they sent me at least two care packages containing kitchen stuff (knives) and tie-dye materials; when my Xbox died, it was Wayne who gave me his old one, shipping it to me in the mail. For my birthday, they got me a copy of Captain America: The First Avenger and mailed it to me. Suffice it to say that they are wonderful, wonderful people and very dear friends -- and because I haven't seen them in person in seven(!) years, we had made plans almost a month ago to meet up for lunch with my parents once I was on the ground...which we did. My parents loved them, too. Jane later told me that she sees that I have gotten a lot of my sense of humor from my mother, which is probably true. It was a very fun lunch, during which all of us got reeeeeally full of burgers and fries. I love Jane and Wayne; it has been way, way too long since I last saw them, and my fondest hopes are that we don't have to go that long between seeing each other again -- as far as to say that the next time (and every time in the foreseeable future) that I'm in Pittsburgh, all of us should meet up for lunch with my parents. Next time, of course, I will more than likely be traveling with Lady as well, and they'll get to meet her, too.
Meanwhile, on our drive back to Morgantown, I heard from Lady via text-message that she had been delayed in leaving, and that she was just leaving her aunt and uncle's place at around 3PM. This was fine; her GPS would take her straight to Morgantown, and the timeframe was that she'd arrive around 10:30PM or so. The plan that night was to get pizza from our town's best pizza place (which had recently split into two places with different names, but the same pizza) and that way we'd have food in the house for her when she got home, even though we would've eaten beforehand.
When we (finally) got back to Morgantown, I cashed my Kansas State Tax refund at my bank, as in West Virginia I actually have access to my bank, and then spent the afternoon and evening once I got home playing with my parents' cats, seeing my old dog, moving/cleaning wicker furniture with my parents, and sitting on the porch waiting for Lady to give me periodical progress reports on her journey to my house. If it was surreal to travel by plane alone (it was; I've never flown anywhere by myself before), it was even more surreal to be traveling separately from my love, to have her navigate her way to my parents' house in a borrowed Prius, and her never having met my parents before. Let me tell you, that wait was a very strange, very stressful experience.
Every two hours or so, Lady would text me a progress report -- first it was that she had to stop to get some coffee and a little something to eat, the next was that she got lost on a back road and that she'd be about an hour later than she thought she'd be, because her GPS was going nuts. I told her we'd wait to get the pizzas until right before the place closed, and when she got home she could eat because they'd be here and we could heat them up.
And then I heard nothing else from her for about three hours.
Imagine my mindset: my love was driving seven-plus hours in a Prius she didn't own, to a town she'd never been to, in the dark, following one of two GPS units -- her Droid smartphone has one, and the Prius has one built into the dash. And I heard nothing else from her for a long, long time. Needless to say, I was worried. Cell phone reception is horrific in the West Virginia mountains, and for a long time during my visit I had no service whatsoever unless I was in Morgantown proper, where I only had AT&T service. My phone is T-Mobile. Always has been. With only AT&T service I can only access about half of my phone's capabilities, and it screws up the timestamps on all of my texts and calls. Badly.
Anyway.
Around 8:30 that night my parents called in the pizza order for carry-out. We knew at this point that it was possible that Lady wouldn't be reaching Morgantown until after 11, possibly close to midnight, so we made the decision to get the pizza as planned, and if Lady needed directions from Morgantown to the house, we'd either go meet her or plot the route to my parents' house (about 20 minutes to the east of town).
Halfway to town to pick up the pizza, I got a frantic call from Lady telling me that she was still about 2.5 hours away, and that her GPS had gotten her hopelessly lost. She didn't trust the Prius GPS because it was sending her in really strange directions, and her Droid was at 5% battery without a way to charge it. I asked her where she was, where it told her she was, and she gave me the name of a highway I'd never heard of. We gave her an address to a street in Morgantown (Earl Core Road, in Sabraton, which is relatively close to the house) and let her zero in on that. She told me she had found route 7, which was good because it was the road that was not only really long, but would take her to Morgantown (in a roundabout way, but would still get her here) and I told her to follow that, follow the GPS, and to conserve the battery on her phone so that if she had to call me or anyone else in an emergency, she could. This calmed her down, and she said she'd follow the Prius GPS and let me know when she was close. She also said that my parents' street address didn't show up on the Prius GPS, no matter how she plugged it in. My dad and I were staying up for her anyway, so I told her to turn the phone back on and call me once she got into Morgantown, and we'd meet her wherever, and I'd guide her back the rest of the way to my parents' house.
Those next 2.5 hours were torturous, let me tell you. She had been freaked out by the drive, was really tired, and just like me, she hates driving at night. But around 11:15 or so I got a call.
"I'm at the McDonalds in....Sabraton?" she said, after asking the clerk at the counter where she was.
"Perfect," I said. "We'll be there in twenty minutes."
Those twenty minutes were somewhat torturous as well. I hadn't seen the girl in three weeks; she'd been away on her spring break, and her break is two weeks instead of one. The last time she'd been in town was the weekend prior to the beginning of her break -- she'd been back east with her family ever since. We don't tend to stay apart too long if we can avoid it; her school is a few hours from me, and if possible, we try to spend most weekends together in some fashion. For most of March, due to her break and my own schooling, we'd not seen each other that much. Now, not only would we be reunited after being apart for three weeks, but it would be in my hometown, in my childhood home, visiting my parents. I hate to over-use the word "surreal," but this time it definitely applied.
We met with her at the McDonald's and split up -- my dad took his truck back up the mountain alone, and I rode with Lady in the Prius, guiding her to my house. Once we got there, both of us were exhausted, but she got to formally meet my dad in the house, as well as meet my parents' cats and my old dog. My mother had gone to bed, so she wouldn't get to meet her until the morning. Completely worn out, she ate some pizza and we went to bed -- ending a very, very long day for everyone involved. We slept like rocks.
So that's the story of just the first day of my trip back home, travel included. It was one of the most eventful, stress-filled days of my entire life, yet so much got accomplished, and so many good things happened -- including my love arriving safe and sound at my house in West Virginia.
The Toyota Prius is awesome, by the way. I'm so buying one when I have enough money to do so.
Saturday, March 24, 2012
Intermission
There are updates coming, I promise. I have a very fun/busy weekend ahead of me, but afterwards I promise I will tell the whole story of my trip back home. For now, folks, be patient.
Friday, March 16, 2012
More Whirlwinds, Part I
Spring semester, day forty-four
There are a lot of great, great things going on right now. However, I won't have the time, patience, or energy to write about them here until I return to Kansas on Wednesday. Suffice it to say, however, that you folks will get a full report once I'm back home.
Until then? I am off.
There are a lot of great, great things going on right now. However, I won't have the time, patience, or energy to write about them here until I return to Kansas on Wednesday. Suffice it to say, however, that you folks will get a full report once I'm back home.
Until then? I am off.
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